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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsPastor Mark Driscoll Called Women ‘Penis Homes’
Things have been getting worse and worse for Mark Driscoll in recent weeks. But what I want to point out for a moment is one of Driscolls posts from 2001, when he was posting to a church message board under the name William Wallace II. I have rarely seen an evangelical man assert male superiority and prominence this directly.
Yes, really. Mens penises are on loan from God, and women were created to be homes for mens penises. So much for any claims of men and women being equal before God. No, men were created by God and loaned penises. Women were then created by God to be penis homes.
http://time.com/3304861/pastor-mark-driscoll-penis-homes/
The first thing to know about your penis is, that despite the way it may see, it is not your penis. Ultimately, God created you and it is his penis. You are simply borrowing it for a while.
While His penis is on loan you must admit that it is sort of just hanging out there very lonely as if it needed a home, sort of like a man wondering the streets looking for a house to live in. Knowing that His penis would need a home, God created a woman to be your wife and when you marry her and look down you will notice that your wife is shaped differently than you and makes a very nice home.
Yes, really. Mens penises are on loan from God, and women were created to be homes for mens penises. So much for any claims of men and women being equal before God. No, men were created by God and loaned penises. Women were then created by God to be penis homes.
http://time.com/3304861/pastor-mark-driscoll-penis-homes/
WIKI - Mark A. Driscoll (born October 11, 1970) is an evangelical Christian pastor, author, and preaching pastor of Mars Hill Church, a megachurch in Seattle, Washington. In 1996, Driscoll co-founded Mars Hill Church, which as of March 2014 had grown to 14,000 members in five states and fifteen locations.[1][2] He also founded The Resurgence, a theological cooperative, and co-founded several other parachurch organizations: Churches Helping Churches, the church planting Acts 29 Network,[3] and The Gospel Coalition.[4] He has written for the "Faith and Values" section of the Seattle Times,[5] OnFaith,[6] and the Fox News website.[7] Driscoll has also authored a number of popular Christian books. Described as "hip yet hard-line",[8] he is known for promoting "culturally relevant" yet theologically conservative Christianity. He favors "vintage" aesthetics and a "down to earth", yet at times "aggressive" preaching style.[9][10][11]
In 2011, Preaching magazine named Driscoll one of the 25 most influential [English-speaking] pastors of the past 25 years.[
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Pastor Mark Driscoll Called Women ‘Penis Homes’ (Original Post)
grahamhgreen
Sep 2014
OP
My question is, if God is male, and you play with yourself, does that make both of you gay????
grahamhgreen
Sep 2014
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Lithos
(26,403 posts)1. Reminds me of the old saw
Religion is like a penis. It's nice to have one, but please do not wave it out in public.
L-
undeterred
(34,658 posts)2. A PhalloCentric Theology
makes Jesus puke.
Tuesday Afternoon
(56,912 posts)3. so then Mark, exactly what is it you are saying here =
Ultimately, God created you and it is his penis.
god is a dick ... ?
god is a bunch of dicks ... ?
god is a dickhead ... ?
Initech
(100,096 posts)5. God is a penis lender?
The Penis Lenders, by the way, were great at the Troubadour last night.
Initech
(100,096 posts)4. What does that make condoms then?
grahamhgreen
(15,741 posts)7. My question is, if God is male, and you play with yourself, does that make both of you gay????
GeorgeGist
(25,322 posts)8. nah, homeless.