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riqster

(13,986 posts)
Mon Oct 6, 2014, 09:11 AM Oct 2014

Hey, Whiny-Assed Secret Service Agents: Waaah.

Yeah, it's a rant. Heard a story about Secret Service agent job dissatisfaction and lost it.
http://bluntandcranky.wordpress.com/2014/10/06/hey-whiny-assed-secret-service-agents-waaah/

Much source info at the link.

Call the Waaaaahmbulance, because the iddy biddy widdle Secwet Sewvice has had its feewings awe hurted. They complain about their jobs, but since all too many of them are drunken, whore-mongering, arrogant, incompetent, seditious a**holes, it is hard to feel any sympathy for them. Just one example of their get-people-killed-so-they-can-get-laid culture:

A Secret Service agent jeopardized President Obama’s security by leaking where the president was going to be ahead of time to the Romney campaign during the 2012 election.

In the closing weeks of the 2012 campaign, a Secret Service agent was on the ground in a key swing state to coordinate security ahead of several campaign stops by the President. The agent, who was married, made advances towards a Romney campaign staff member.

A married Secret Service agent leaked the president’s schedule to impress a girl.


Of course, there are also examples of Secret Service inaction endangering the life of the President. For instance, this motherf***er is paying people to kill the President, and at the time of this writing, the Facebook page has not been taken down, nor has any action been taken against this man who has threatened to kill our Chief Executive. Indeed, this sort of sedition via assassination threat has become so common as to induce yawns.

They sin by commission and omission. The Secret service as a whole is at best incompetent and at worst a den of treasonous Teabaggers. So how much sympathy should we feel for them? Not much.

There are no doubt principled Secret Service agents who are dedicated and hard-working, and it is a shame that they are not rewarded for their efforts. But all too many of the USSS are too busy complaining about the Prexy, their pay, their hours, and generally whining 24/7/365, they cannot or will not do their jobs. F*** the lot of them.

Hey, all you whining right-wing SS agents: just f***ing quit your f***ing jobs if you don’t like it. Lotsa people would love to take your places, and THEY might not be mutinous, drunken Wingnuts who sleep with underage hookers.

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Hey, Whiny-Assed Secret Service Agents: Waaah. (Original Post) riqster Oct 2014 OP
Yeesh! Iggo Oct 2014 #1
So, I was a little bit grouchy this morning... riqster Oct 2014 #2
Nah, that's all right. You're good. Iggo Oct 2014 #13
Tell us how you really feel. cwydro Oct 2014 #3
Well, at least I admitted it was a rant. riqster Oct 2014 #5
Pathetic little macho-creep vermin. LawDeeDah Oct 2014 #4
The bad thing is, there are dedicated people out there. riqster Oct 2014 #6
The Secret Service has benefited by countless movies with good press. gordianot Oct 2014 #7
That would cover the incompetence piece. riqster Oct 2014 #8
The Secret Service has a miserable track record. gordianot Oct 2014 #10
Seriously, tell us how you really feel. Katashi_itto Oct 2014 #9
It does not involve waffles. riqster Oct 2014 #15
:) Katashi_itto Oct 2014 #18
I can only add that even beyong being pissed at the Secret Service Sheepshank Oct 2014 #11
I think some actually wish him ill. riqster Oct 2014 #16
For a start the SS needs to move the incompentent protective assigned... Historic NY Oct 2014 #12
Or just can them. riqster Oct 2014 #17
Absolutely!! 2naSalit Oct 2014 #14

Iggo

(47,552 posts)
13. Nah, that's all right. You're good.
Mon Oct 6, 2014, 11:14 AM
Oct 2014

"But this is a really hard job" is no excuse.

Everybody knows it's hard job. Tough shit, boys. Suck it up.

riqster

(13,986 posts)
6. The bad thing is, there are dedicated people out there.
Mon Oct 6, 2014, 09:37 AM
Oct 2014

People who could and would do the job as it was meant to be done.

gordianot

(15,238 posts)
7. The Secret Service has benefited by countless movies with good press.
Mon Oct 6, 2014, 09:51 AM
Oct 2014

I predict in the near future a movie more realistic resembling the Key Stone Cops.

gordianot

(15,238 posts)
10. The Secret Service has a miserable track record.
Mon Oct 6, 2014, 10:23 AM
Oct 2014

The bungled almost assignations luck, was on the side of those who survived. There is a possibility that President Kennedy was killed by an accidental discharge from a Secret Service M-16. It is as or more plausible than the various official versions.

 

Sheepshank

(12,504 posts)
11. I can only add that even beyong being pissed at the Secret Service
Mon Oct 6, 2014, 10:26 AM
Oct 2014

I've lost all confidence that they are non partisan, and are willing to the job of protecting POTUS to 100% of their ability.

Historic NY

(37,449 posts)
12. For a start the SS needs to move the incompentent protective assigned...
Mon Oct 6, 2014, 10:36 AM
Oct 2014

morons. The are supposed to be regularly changed out. At one time it was a honor to get the assignment now it appears no so much. The disgruntled guys need to be sent to so outlaying offices that handles paper hanging cases. Uniform agents can be sent to guard some other facility.

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