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packman

(16,296 posts)
Mon Oct 6, 2014, 06:18 PM Oct 2014

Chuck Norris and Michelle Bachman

Remember that old Chuck Norris film where a group of terrorist brought America to its knees by blowing up suburban neighborhoods and malls. Well, everyone's favorite fruitcake, Michelle Bachman says:

I don’t want to see the car bombings and all of the havoc and chaos coming to the United States that we see in Baghdad,” she said. “Since we have the Islamic State come into the United States, we’ll see a wave of car bombings and bombings that occur here in the United States that would begin the process of destabilization to bring them to the point of defeating us here in the United States.”

Defeated by car bombings? Hell, I'm ready to give up if the ISIS guy gives me a hard stare.


http://crooksandliars.com/2014/10/michele-bachmann-claims-isis-preparing-car

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Chuck Norris and Michelle Bachman (Original Post) packman Oct 2014 OP
"Home of the Brave" indeed! arcane1 Oct 2014 #1
My condolences to your family. You dissed Chuck Norris. randome Oct 2014 #2
Michelle there is room on the Wellstone ruled Oct 2014 #3
Yes Michelle, the number of people need to destroy 317 million heavily armed people Half-Century Man Oct 2014 #4
 

randome

(34,845 posts)
2. My condolences to your family. You dissed Chuck Norris.
Mon Oct 6, 2014, 06:24 PM
Oct 2014

The man who can make a snowman out of rain. The man who can drown a fish. Goodbye.
[hr][font color="blue"][center]Don't ever underestimate the long-term effects of a good night's sleep.[/center][/font][hr]

Half-Century Man

(5,279 posts)
4. Yes Michelle, the number of people need to destroy 317 million heavily armed people
Mon Oct 6, 2014, 08:26 PM
Oct 2014

is approximately 30,000 people on another continent, armed with light weapons, driving around in old pick up trucks, and having no navy or air force.



It is difficult to assign a value to this level of stupidity without using exponents. M= asshole cubed

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