I'd like to say I made up that name but it's real.

I mean I convinced a pig to commit suicide. The pig had a horrible self image and ZERO self esteem, even for a pig. All I had to do was tell him his mother hated him and all he was good for was to be made into a decent Prosciutto. The clincher was he would have to travel to Italy, and since he lacked opposable thumbs, handing his piggy passport to the gate agent was a problem - hence......suicide right there at gate 5A.

And I never had to pass wind one single time.

(I'm not right in the head, am I?)


(Disclosure; Reprint from a FB post I did earlier to the same story)

W/o dissolving in laughter.

Seriously, though, are there no lunatic asylums?!? People like that cretin should NOT be running around loose.

Are those like the animals from Hitchhikers' Guide who want to be eaten?

You can't make this stuff up. Dude is insane!

...or Seth MacFarlane is testing out new material for Family Guy.

I seriously cannot believe people can be this batshit. "Holy Fire"? That's just too funny.