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silverlib

(2,521 posts) Sun Apr 15, 2012, 04:15 PM Apr 2012

Dear Mr. Romney:

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.

Yours truly,
An American Woman

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Dear Mr. Romney: (Original Post) silverlib Apr 2012 OP

OH, THAT is so-o-o good! nt snappyturtle Apr 2012 #1

hilarious underpants Apr 2012 #2

May I use that? nt cry baby Apr 2012 #3

of course! silverlib Apr 2012 #4

Thank you...it's brilliantly simple and beautiful! nt cry baby Apr 2012 #5

This is very old... silverlib Apr 2012 #7

Excellent!!! lunatica Apr 2012 #6

snappyturtle

(14,656 posts)

1. OH, THAT is so-o-o good! nt

Reply to silverlib (Original post)

Sun Apr 15, 2012, 04:18 PM

Apr 2012

underpants

(182,803 posts)

2. hilarious

Reply to silverlib (Original post)

Sun Apr 15, 2012, 04:27 PM

Apr 2012

spot on

cry baby

(6,682 posts)

3. May I use that? nt

Reply to silverlib (Original post)

Sun Apr 15, 2012, 04:46 PM

Apr 2012

silverlib

(2,521 posts)

4. of course!

Reply to cry baby (Reply #3)

Sun Apr 15, 2012, 04:52 PM

Apr 2012

cry baby

(6,682 posts)

5. Thank you...it's brilliantly simple and beautiful! nt

Reply to silverlib (Reply #4)

Sun Apr 15, 2012, 04:53 PM

Apr 2012

silverlib

(2,521 posts)

7. This is very old...

Reply to silverlib (Reply #4)

Sun Apr 15, 2012, 04:55 PM

Apr 2012

I first saw it in 2009 around Mothers' Day. My only change was to address it and add a signature line. I looked and couldn't find anyone to attribute the quote.

lunatica

(53,410 posts)

6. Excellent!!!

Reply to silverlib (Original post)

Sun Apr 15, 2012, 04:54 PM

Apr 2012

Dear Mr. Romney,

Duck!

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