Wait, I had a Dubya moment.

It saved me the trouble of saying it.

what would people blame for the voices in their heads?

Nutcases have many excuses to rely on.

Long pig tends to be a little on the sweet side, and should be well done.

...ban you from my sealing ceremony.

Imbecile.

missing brazilians were used to make the meat pies. For someone who has never made huge batches of meat pies with human flesh filling, it's hard to say how many.

I would like to thank the alerter for calling my attention to this. Still laughing.


ALERTER'S COMMENTS:

Personal attack.

You served on a randomly-selected Jury of DU members which reviewed this post. The review was completed at Mon Apr 16, 2012, 12:29 AM, and the Jury voted 2-4 to LEAVE IT.

Juror #1 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: It was funny.

Juror #2 voted to HIDE IT and said: No explanation given

Juror #3 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: NYC_SKP says, FFS, this is not a violation. Taterguy is talking about the cannibals, not the poster or anyone who is protected. No violation, Leave It Alone. Hi DU, how ya doin? Hi other Jurors!!! Wasn't that fun????

Juror #4 voted to HIDE IT and said: No explanation given

Juror #5 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: I will refer the good alerter back to DU Rule #347, Page 72, Section 87C, Sub-Section 'H', Paragraph Number 67, Line 10, To Wit: Taterguy is a dumbass.

Juror #6 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: Personal attack? By answering OP's question "how many was that?" after both the thread title and article said 3 were arrested - with the answer 3? Get a grip. I am nominating this for a DUzy.

Thank you very much for participating in our Jury system, and we hope you will be able to participate again in the future.

It's Paragraph Number 63, not Number 67. What a moran.

Details matter people.

NYC_SKP

Best jury duty in eons.

Next time, the jury should go out for drinks after duty!

TYY

Who do you have to bribe around here to catch a freakin' break?

You guys make Talmudic scholars look like Generalists.

Hacks!

Best thing about alerts is that they crack me up with endless entertainment.

Indeed on the entertainment - I would have missed this one.

duh.

Paranoia strikes deep.

I am aware of your particular brand of humor, and your self-appointed "taterguy exception".

In a thread I'm too lazy to look up about whether or not juries should consider context.

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

That old bush joke was what immediately came to mind when I read the closing line of the OP: "How many is that???"

I sort of figured it was the whole reason maid posted that particular news story in the first place - so he could use that punch line.

I stand 5'6" and think that one came flying in at about 5'8".

and I've been joking about "a brazillion this" and "a brazillion that" (yes, with two 'el's) ever since. Hardly anyone else ever gets it, of course, but that doesn't stop me - it cracks me up. I'm easy to please.

That's why I got such a kick out of the OP - someone else remembered the joke! I actually saw it yesterday, just after it first got posted. But the first reply had already acknowledged the joke, and I couldn't think of anything witty to add at the time, so I just moved on until I saw your pm. Quite the all-star jury! Yay for the good guys!

Brazilian is a nationality, not a number.

madeinmaryland is a dumbass.

To see if anyone else would!



Bake

Thanks for the laugh...

If so, that would give "eat the rich" a whole new meaning.

do they have that many jail cells?

I don't suppose one of them worked as a barber?

I'll bet that when Hollywood picks up the rights to do the dramatization of this crime, it'll be starring Johnny Depp and have some kick-ass music!

Just after I finish mi din din

If not then this story has no legs.

Was one of the cannibals named Jesus?

Zeus mother fucker, the guy was saying "Hey, Zeus!" not Jesus. Sheesh.

Samuel L. Jackson to play Jesus in a movie.

I guess that's why your joke went over my head. Thinking about it, it is pretty motherfucking funny.

Those silly voices will make you do stupid shit.