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shenmue

(38,506 posts) Sun Oct 19, 2014, 09:52 PM Oct 2014

And the first creature to ever have sex was...

http://m.bbc.com/news/science-environment-29661446

A fishie! And its name is- I did not make this up- microbrachius dicki.

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And the first creature to ever have sex was... (Original Post) shenmue Oct 2014 OP

I gathered from the article Cirque du So-What Oct 2014 #1

Maybe I ought to send this shenmue Oct 2014 #2

Well, with a nickname like "micro dick" he probably didn't have much luck with the ladies, anyway. scarletwoman Oct 2014 #3

Awww shenmue Oct 2014 #5

To be fair Cirque du So-What Oct 2014 #6

Too right! scarletwoman Oct 2014 #7

Until he bought a Hummer AwakeAtLast Oct 2014 #9

We may be small but we are harder, ha ha ha !! Monk06 Oct 2014 #12

Who is Dick Cheney's mother Alex? rufus dog Oct 2014 #4

...with who? Warren DeMontague Oct 2014 #8

It Ain't The Meat, It's The Motion... Tace Oct 2014 #10

I suppose that means GOP slut shaming was invented ten minutes later lol Takket Oct 2014 #11

And it was Estonian LiberalEsto Oct 2014 #13

Cirque du So-What

(25,944 posts)

1. I gathered from the article

Reply to shenmue (Original post)

Sun Oct 19, 2014, 09:59 PM

Oct 2014

that the sex was so bad that fish gave it up altogether for several million years. Genital plates like a cheese grater? Yeesh!

shenmue

(38,506 posts)

2. Maybe I ought to send this

Reply to Cirque du So-What (Reply #1)

Sun Oct 19, 2014, 10:12 PM

Oct 2014

to the Stephanie Miller show or the Howard Stern show.

scarletwoman

(31,893 posts)

3. Well, with a nickname like "micro dick" he probably didn't have much luck with the ladies, anyway.

Reply to Cirque du So-What (Reply #1)

Sun Oct 19, 2014, 10:15 PM

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shenmue

(38,506 posts)

5. Awww

Reply to scarletwoman (Reply #3)

Sun Oct 19, 2014, 10:18 PM

Oct 2014

Cirque du So-What

(25,944 posts)

6. To be fair

Reply to scarletwoman (Reply #3)

Sun Oct 19, 2014, 10:21 PM

Oct 2014

the 'micro' refers to the arm-like fin, but let's be honest...no guy wants the word 'micro' anywhere near his dicki.

scarletwoman

(31,893 posts)

7. Too right!

Reply to Cirque du So-What (Reply #6)

Sun Oct 19, 2014, 10:23 PM

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AwakeAtLast

(14,132 posts)

9. Until he bought a Hummer

Reply to scarletwoman (Reply #3)

Sun Oct 19, 2014, 10:49 PM

Oct 2014

that should help compensate.

Monk06

(7,675 posts)

12. We may be small but we are harder, ha ha ha !!

Reply to scarletwoman (Reply #3)

Sun Oct 19, 2014, 11:43 PM

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rufus dog

(8,419 posts)

4. Who is Dick Cheney's mother Alex?

Reply to shenmue (Original post)

Sun Oct 19, 2014, 10:17 PM

Oct 2014

Warren DeMontague

(80,708 posts)

8. ...with who?

Reply to shenmue (Original post)

Sun Oct 19, 2014, 10:25 PM

Oct 2014

I mean, it's like that photo of the first camera.

Tace

(6,800 posts)

10. It Ain't The Meat, It's The Motion...

Reply to shenmue (Original post)

Sun Oct 19, 2014, 11:26 PM

Oct 2014

Yo, a skilled lover... Just sayin'.

Takket

(21,577 posts)

11. I suppose that means GOP slut shaming was invented ten minutes later lol

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Sun Oct 19, 2014, 11:30 PM

Oct 2014

LiberalEsto

(22,845 posts)

13. And it was Estonian

Reply to shenmue (Original post)

Mon Oct 20, 2014, 08:11 PM

Oct 2014

(shameless bit of ethnic pride)

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