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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsJust when you thought you'd seen it all for craziness...
I mean, Santa's reindeer are gay??!!??
(BTW, "pastor" Steven Anderson is the shit-for-brains who prays for his god to kill Obama.)
Brother Matthew Stucky is a disciple of pastor Steven Anderson of Faithful Word Baptist Church of Mesa, AZ. But Brother Stucky deserves his own entry. To give you an idea, Stucky says that Santa Claus (which he spells Clause, presumably because he is a delusional moron) is satanic and is corrupting people all over the world. And the reindeer are all gay. These 8 reindeer are supposed to be 8 MALE reindeer. Take a look at those names again. Male reindeer named Dancer, Prancer, Vixen & Cupid. I think from these names we know Vixen, Dancer, Prancer & Cupid are queer reindeer. Lets go back to the story of Rudolph & I prove this is true. Rudolph gets shy around girls & his nose turns red. As a result, the other reindeer wont let him play any reindeer games. That sounds sick, perverted & homosexual. Yes, Stucky is serious. And no, I dont know quite what to make of it. But at least Stucky knows what we should do: According to the Bible homosexuality should be punishable by death. I would be overjoyed if every single queer in the entire world died today. The Bible makes it clear they are reprobates who are past the point of salvation. The Bible also makes it clear they are rapists & very wicked people. They have no chance to get saved and no saved person could ever become a queer. Therefore, I would be overjoyed if they all died tonight & our government would actually follow what the Bible states. The death penalty should be enacted for the queers. That would take care of those reindeer, I suppose.
And just to quote the conclusion as well: People are going to read this & say Im crazy but hasnt Hollywood always been trying to pump in homosexual themes into kids movies & cartoons. One of the teletubbies is gay. Bert & Ernie are gay. In Scooby Doo Greg is gay. Hollywood has always had agendas they are trying to push and one of those major agendas is homosexuality is ok. Its no big deal. Another one they are trying to push is It's ok for women to work. The truth is Santa Clause is being used by Satan to corrupt kids at a very young age. I think the but in that passage is misleading, Matthew.
http://americanloons.blogspot.ca/2014/10/1185-matthew-stucky.html
RKP5637
(67,111 posts)leading the charge.
Hepburn
(21,054 posts)I thought I had heard it all...unreal!
Louisiana1976
(3,962 posts)hifiguy
(33,688 posts)Warpy
(111,277 posts)I wonder when he'll make the leap to the 12 Apostles.
At that point, he's likely to do the world a favor as he drops dead from shock and disappointment.
Either that or his congregation will connect the dots and find other wingnut churches where they're told to hate Democrats, only.
Arkansas Granny
(31,519 posts)He's right about one thing: "People are going to read this & say Im crazy. . .". And they would be right!
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)Poe's Law gets one hell of a workout every day in these strange times.
And people this unquantifiably imbecilic are actually capable of dressing themselves and tying their shoes?
NaturalHigh
(12,778 posts)I never assume I've seen all the craziness. Like I told my best friend: some things still surprise me, but nothing shocks me any more.
Rex
(65,616 posts)I had to look it up, Greg is the spectral steed of the Ghost of Dead Justice.
So...just so nobody is confused, he is talking about the HORSE and not the rider.
This guy gives Alex Jones a run for his money! Moonbat crazy meets batshit crazy.
nomorenomore08
(13,324 posts)Xyzse
(8,217 posts)nomorenomore08
(13,324 posts)"Male reindeer named Dancer, Prancer, Vixen & Cupid. I think from these names we know Vixen, Dancer, Prancer & Cupid are queer reindeer."
Seriously, though, this guy needs to be committed before he hurts somebody.
Brickbat
(19,339 posts)It's since been taken down, but you can read the whole thing here:
http://www.youngbaptists.com/articles/satanclaus.html