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Archae

(46,337 posts)
Mon Oct 20, 2014, 03:43 PM Oct 2014

Just when you thought you'd seen it all for craziness...

I mean, Santa's reindeer are gay??!!??

(BTW, "pastor" Steven Anderson is the shit-for-brains who prays for his god to kill Obama.)

“Brother” Matthew Stucky is a disciple of pastor Steven Anderson of Faithful Word Baptist Church of Mesa, AZ. But Brother Stucky deserves his own entry. To give you an idea, Stucky says that Santa Claus (which he spells “Clause”, presumably because he is a delusional moron) is satanic and is “corrupting people all over the world.” And the reindeer are all gay. “These 8 reindeer are supposed to be 8 MALE reindeer. Take a look at those names again. Male reindeer named Dancer, Prancer, Vixen & Cupid. I think from these names we know Vixen, Dancer, Prancer & Cupid are queer reindeer. Let’s go back to the story of Rudolph & I prove this is true. Rudolph gets shy around girls & his nose turns red. As a result, the other reindeer won’t let him play any reindeer games. That sounds sick, perverted & homosexual.” Yes, Stucky is serious. And no, I don’t know quite what to make of it. But at least Stucky knows what we should do: “According to the Bible homosexuality should be punishable by death. I would be overjoyed if every single queer in the entire world died today. The Bible makes it clear they are reprobates who are past the point of salvation. The Bible also makes it clear they are rapists & very wicked people. They have no chance to get saved and no saved person could ever become a queer. Therefore, I would be overjoyed if they all died tonight & our government would actually follow what the Bible states. The death penalty should be enacted for the queers.” That would take care of those reindeer, I suppose.

And just to quote the conclusion as well: “People are going to read this & say I’m crazy but hasn’t Hollywood always been trying to pump in homosexual themes into kids movies & cartoons. One of the teletubbies is gay. Bert & Ernie are gay. In Scooby Doo Greg is gay. Hollywood has always had agendas they are trying to push and one of those major agendas is homosexuality is ok. It’s no big deal. Another one they are trying to push is ‘It's ok for women to work.’ The truth is Santa Clause is being used by Satan to corrupt kids at a very young age.” I think the “but” in that passage is misleading, Matthew.

http://americanloons.blogspot.ca/2014/10/1185-matthew-stucky.html

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Warpy

(111,277 posts)
4. To this knuckledragging bonehead it would seem any all male group is gay
Mon Oct 20, 2014, 03:55 PM
Oct 2014

I wonder when he'll make the leap to the 12 Apostles.

At that point, he's likely to do the world a favor as he drops dead from shock and disappointment.

Either that or his congregation will connect the dots and find other wingnut churches where they're told to hate Democrats, only.

Arkansas Granny

(31,519 posts)
5. Have I got this right? An evangelical preacher is preaching about Santa's reindeer being gay?
Mon Oct 20, 2014, 04:09 PM
Oct 2014

He's right about one thing: "People are going to read this & say I’m crazy. . .". And they would be right!

 

hifiguy

(33,688 posts)
6. This creature has hit a vein of pure Stupidium.
Mon Oct 20, 2014, 04:13 PM
Oct 2014


Poe's Law gets one hell of a workout every day in these strange times.

And people this unquantifiably imbecilic are actually capable of dressing themselves and tying their shoes?

NaturalHigh

(12,778 posts)
8. I'm 43 Archae.
Mon Oct 20, 2014, 04:23 PM
Oct 2014

I never assume I've seen all the craziness. Like I told my best friend: some things still surprise me, but nothing shocks me any more.

 

Rex

(65,616 posts)
9. Greg from Scooby Doo is a horse. Thank you Scoobypedia.
Mon Oct 20, 2014, 04:33 PM
Oct 2014

I had to look it up, Greg is the spectral steed of the Ghost of Dead Justice.

So...just so nobody is confused, he is talking about the HORSE and not the rider.

This guy gives Alex Jones a run for his money! Moonbat crazy meets batshit crazy.

nomorenomore08

(13,324 posts)
12. That American Loons blog is a treasure trove. Hilarious and frightening all at once.
Mon Oct 20, 2014, 06:33 PM
Oct 2014

"Male reindeer named Dancer, Prancer, Vixen & Cupid. I think from these names we know Vixen, Dancer, Prancer & Cupid are queer reindeer."



Seriously, though, this guy needs to be committed before he hurts somebody.

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