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eridani

(51,907 posts)
Tue Apr 17, 2012, 03:14 AM Apr 2012

archy the cockroach--prescient in 1935

what the ants are saying

dear boss i was talking with an ant
the other day
and he handed me a lot of
gossip which ants the world around
are chewing over among themselves

i pass it on to you
in the hope that you may relay it to other
human beings and hurt their feelings with it
no insect likes human beings
and if you think you can see why
the only reason i tolerate you is because
you seem less human to me than most of them
here is what the ants are saying

it wont be long now it wont be long
man is making deserts of the earth
it wont be long now
before man will have used it up
so that nothing but ants
and centipedes and scorpions
can find a living on it
man has oppressed us for a million years
but he goes on steadily
cutting the ground from under
his own feet making deserts deserts deserts

we ants remember
and have it all recorded
in our tribal lore
when gobi was a paradise
swarming with men and rich
in human prosperity
it is a desert now and the home
of scorpions ants and centipedes

what man calls civilization
always results in deserts
man is never on the square
he uses up the fat and greenery of the earth
each generation wastes a little more
of the future with greed and lust for riches

north africa was once a garden spot
and then came carthage and rome
and despoiled the storehouse
and now you have sahara
sahara ants and centipedes

toltecs and aztecs had a mighty
civilization on this continent
but they robbed the soil and wasted nature
and now you have deserts scorpions ants and centipedes
and the deserts of the near east
followed egypt and babylon and assyria
and persia and rome and the turk
the ant is the inheritor of tamerlane
and the scorpion succeeds the caesars

america was once a paradise
of timberland and stream
but it is dying because of the greed
and money lust of a thousand little kings
who slashed the timber all to hell
and would not be controlled
and changed the climate
and stole the rainfall from posterity
and it wont be long now
it wont be long
till everything is desert
from the alleghenies to the rockies
the deserts are coming
the deserts are spreading
the springs and streams are drying up
one day the mississippi itself
will be a bed of sand
ants and scorpions and centipedes
shall inherit the earth

men talk of money and industry
of hard times and recoveries
of finance and economics
but the ants wait and the scorpions wait
for while men talk they are making deserts all the time
getting the world ready for the conquering ant
drought and erosion and desert
because men cannot learn

rainfall passing off in flood and freshet
and carrying good soil with it
because there are no longer forests
to withhold the water in the
billion meticulations of the roots

it wont be long now It won’t be long
till earth is barren as the moon
and sapless as a mumbled bone

dear boss i relay this information
without any fear that humanity
will take warning and reform


archy


http://donmarquis.com/archy-and-mehitabel

THEY ARE THE MOST UNLIKELY OF FRIENDS: Archy is a cockroach with the soul of a poet, and Mehitabel is an alley cat with a celebrated past — she claims she was Cleopatra in a previous life. Together, cockroach and cat are the foundation of one of the most engaging collections of light poetry to come out of the twentieth century.

“expression is the need of my soul,” declares Archy, who labored as a free-verse poet in an earlier incarnation. At night, alone, he dives furiously on the keys of Don Marquis’ typewriter to describe a cockroach’s view of the world, rich with cynicism and humor. It’s difficult enough to operate the typewriter’s return bar to get a fresh line of paper; all of Archy’s dispatches are written lowercase, and without punctuation, because he is unable to hit both shift and letter keys to produce a capital letter.

“boss i am disappointed in some of your readers,” he writes, weary of having to explain the mechanics of his literary output. ” … they are always interested in technical details when the main question is whether the stuff is literature or not.”

It is.

This Web page celebrates the genius of Don Marquis, the creator of Archy and Mehitabel. Marquis was a writer for The Evening Sun in New York when, in 1916, he introduced Archy the cockroach in his daily column, The Sun Dial. For six years Archy’s prodigious output found a home in The Evening Sun (later renamed The Sun), and for four years after that in the New York Tribune. When Marquis left newspapering in 1926 he took Archy with him, to Collier’s magazine and a handful of other publications. In all, he wrote nearly 500 sketches featuring Archy, Mehitabel, Pete the pup, Freddy the rat, and assorted fleas, spiders, ghosts and martians. The vast majority of the sketches were written under daily deadline pressure, but the simplicity of their style and the humanness of cockroach and cat give them timeless appeal.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archy_and_Mehitabel
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archy the cockroach--prescient in 1935 (Original Post) eridani Apr 2012 OP
This is the ultimate fucking thread. Systematic Chaos Apr 2012 #1
K&R and off to The Greatest Page. Wow. Rhiannon12866 Apr 2012 #2
And it's still in print!! Warpy Apr 2012 #3
I love archy and mehitabel! ananda Apr 2012 #4
I've been a fan since I was in grade school over 50 years ago. I was so delighted when I found a libinnyandia Apr 2012 #7
It was written in 1935? Amazing... shimonitanegi Apr 2012 #5
k & r surrealAmerican Apr 2012 #6
Yes, the Dust Bowl eridani Apr 2012 #8
I've hunted down archie and mehitabel volumes on ebay for years... annabanana Apr 2012 #9
K&R nt raouldukelives Apr 2012 #10

Warpy

(111,338 posts)
3. And it's still in print!!
Tue Apr 17, 2012, 04:35 AM
Apr 2012
http://www.amazon.com/Archy-Mehitabel-Don-Marquis/dp/0385094787

I bought a copy 10 years ago, reread it, and passed it along to my best friend's then teenaged daughter.

They were crazy cat people and this should be required reading for poets, cat people, and anybody else who could possibly appreciate free verse written by a cockroach.

libinnyandia

(1,374 posts)
7. I've been a fan since I was in grade school over 50 years ago. I was so delighted when I found a
Tue Apr 17, 2012, 11:04 AM
Apr 2012

copy of the book a few years ago. When I told a friend about it she was disgusted. How could anyone like a book about a cockroach? She didn't have a clue about how great the book was.

surrealAmerican

(11,364 posts)
6. k & r
Tue Apr 17, 2012, 08:09 AM
Apr 2012

I can't not rec "Archy and Mehitabel", but, in fairness, you know what he was talking about. Think about what the US looked like in 1935.

annabanana

(52,791 posts)
9. I've hunted down archie and mehitabel volumes on ebay for years...
Tue Apr 17, 2012, 02:43 PM
Apr 2012

wot the hell

toujours gai

edited for for a nod to the grand philosopher

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