So that I could take him or her into the capitol, and every time we saw a congress-critter, I could say loudly enough for it to hear, "Look, son/daughter, there's a whore. Oh, look, there's another whore over there. There are a lot of whores here today." etc.

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Oh, the stories I could tell that kid. He/she would probably be an insufferable little smartass that nobody would want to be around for very long. It's probably a good thing I never had any kids

I remember those days of blissful ignorance when my days were filled with wonder for nature and airplanes.

I believe I will teach my daughter the difference between whores and prostitutes. Prostitutes work hard for a living.

SMACK!!!!!!!!!!!!