General Discussion

yellowcanine

(35,699 posts) Mon Nov 10, 2014, 04:17 PM Nov 2014

Jehovah’s Witnesses boss: Don’t wear tight trousers, they’re designed by homosexuals

Jehovah's Witness Anthony Morris III, a senior member of the Church’s leadership, sounds off on the perils of tight trousers. Hilarity ensues on-line. http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2014/11/10/jehovahs-witnesses-boss-dont-wear-tight-trousers-theyre-designed-by-homosexuals/

Sampling of comments......

And we would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling christians!

"We are going to have to stop asking how stupid can people be... they're beginning to accept it as a challenge

Darn our carefully laid plans to see Anthony Morris III is tight trousers has been uncovered!

To Help with that thought, here is Anthony Morris III himself.

13 replies

= new reply since forum marked as read

Highlight:

Jehovah’s Witnesses boss: Don’t wear tight trousers, they’re designed by homosexuals (Original Post) yellowcanine Nov 2014 OP

Well, he must go commando then. Because Tightie Whities would be sinful, too! riqster Nov 2014 #1

EW I don't even want to think about Anthony Morris III going commando. yellowcanine Nov 2014 #2

From The Rutles: Bluenorthwest Nov 2014 #3

You beat me to it. hifiguy Nov 2014 #7

Damn! zappaman Nov 2014 #9

Who did design them? Wella Nov 2014 #4

well jollyreaper2112 Nov 2014 #5

Wow, and here I thought folks just bought them a size too small. n/t GoCubsGo Nov 2014 #6

Boxers, no briefs! longship Nov 2014 #8

Fallon and Ferrell... so awesomely ghey :) Ampersand Unicode Nov 2014 #10

I fooled them, I didn't wear any. hunter Nov 2014 #11

Jah, please, save me from your deranged followers. nt Zorra Nov 2014 #12

"Send me some naked door-ringers" beam me up scottie Nov 2014 #13

riqster

(13,986 posts)

1. Well, he must go commando then. Because Tightie Whities would be sinful, too!

Reply to yellowcanine (Original post)

Mon Nov 10, 2014, 04:20 PM

Nov 2014

yellowcanine

(35,699 posts)

2. EW I don't even want to think about Anthony Morris III going commando.

Reply to riqster (Reply #1)

Mon Nov 10, 2014, 04:23 PM

Nov 2014

Bluenorthwest

(45,319 posts)

3. From The Rutles:

Reply to yellowcanine (Original post)

Mon Nov 10, 2014, 04:40 PM

Nov 2014

hifiguy

(33,688 posts)

7. You beat me to it.

Reply to Bluenorthwest (Reply #3)

Mon Nov 10, 2014, 05:19 PM

Nov 2014

Great minds think alike.

zappaman

(20,606 posts)

9. Damn!

Reply to Bluenorthwest (Reply #3)

Mon Nov 10, 2014, 06:42 PM

Nov 2014

I was gonna post the same thing!
Long live The Rutles!

Wella

(1,827 posts)

4. Who did design them?

Reply to yellowcanine (Original post)

Mon Nov 10, 2014, 04:43 PM

Nov 2014

They're godawful.

jollyreaper2112

(1,941 posts)

5. well

Reply to yellowcanine (Original post)

Mon Nov 10, 2014, 04:52 PM

Nov 2014

I agree that skinny jeans look awful but I would rather they run with a more benign lie. I tell people they strangle your doodads and the increased heat reduces male performance. No need to go all fearing the gay on this.

GoCubsGo

(32,086 posts)

6. Wow, and here I thought folks just bought them a size too small. n/t

Reply to yellowcanine (Original post)

Mon Nov 10, 2014, 05:18 PM

Nov 2014

longship

(40,416 posts)

8. Boxers, no briefs!

Reply to yellowcanine (Original post)

Mon Nov 10, 2014, 06:35 PM

Nov 2014

And no god damned paisley boxers allowed! (Bunnies are allowed, however.)

Ampersand Unicode

(503 posts)

10. Fallon and Ferrell... so awesomely ghey :)

Reply to yellowcanine (Original post)

Mon Nov 10, 2014, 07:33 PM

Nov 2014

hunter

(38,321 posts)

11. I fooled them, I didn't wear any.

Reply to yellowcanine (Original post)

Mon Nov 10, 2014, 07:56 PM

Nov 2014

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/97632/He-had-no-pants-under-kilt.html

Zorra

(27,670 posts)

12. Jah, please, save me from your deranged followers. nt

Reply to yellowcanine (Original post)

Mon Nov 10, 2014, 08:15 PM

Nov 2014

beam me up scottie

(57,349 posts)

13. "Send me some naked door-ringers"

Reply to yellowcanine (Original post)

Mon Nov 10, 2014, 08:21 PM

Nov 2014

Wait until he finds out gays design not only tight trousers, but loose trousers, underwear, shirts and shoes. Send me some naked door-ringers, I might be hospitable.

The comments are hilarious!

Reply to this discussion