Kind of like vajazzling, in fact.

or root beer? It makes no sense.

Besides, there are already body sprays on the maket, for those too lazy to bathe or without access to a shower.

I always thought the perfumed tampons smelled gross, and I felt embarrassed if I had to loan a perfumed tampon from a friend, because I was afraid people would smell cheap perfume wafting from my vajayjay.

I had to borrow one and it broke my ladybits out horribly--swollen, sore and itching all at once. I think they use the same stench they put into toilet paper, something else that breaks my pink bits out. I always had to stop and buy a roll of Scott plain on my way to visit my folks. Smelling vaguely like fish when it was time for a change was tolerable. Smelling vaguely like fish thrown into a gardenia patch was not.

Wow, I gave myself a mild pang of nausea just thinking about it.

Likewise, a giant stinky dump only smells about 100 times worse when someone sprays perfumed "air freshener" in the joint.

Any case, healthy and regularly washed vaginas don't stink.

But I could be talked into "smoky BBQ" scent. (Just kidding)

I haven't purchased them for several years, myself, so I guess I'm behind the times.

I remember them being around when I was a teen but I was always told by my doctor to never use them.

Tampax and Kotex had them. Sometimes they call them scented, sometimes deodorant. Either way I was told that they sometimes break the insides out in hives and that it was best to avoid them.

I doubt perfumed tampons exist in ths century, but you never know! Sounds like a trend that never dies.
How about "maple bacon"?

The itch terribly. Probably why they put the right next to the monistat.

Honestly, for all we know, these guys could be genuinely trying to offer a service that they think will make women happy(yes, even if it was branched off from another project).....and, no doubt, some women, at least, would definitely appreciate it(with that said, however, I could care less; whatever women want to do with their vaginas is their right, and theirs alone. :hi .

With that said, however, there are indeed some valid concerns regarding it's potential abuse; there are, sadly, men out there who would, no doubt, use this as a tool of outright control.

But yes, if they can make my vagina smell like smoky BBQ with a bacon undertone? Now we're talking.

As I said, though, I guess it doesn't matter, as long as those women who do decide to use it, for whatever reason, aren't being forced to, or, I'd like to add, don't suffer any serious negative health effects.....

With great, extra, emphasis on stupid

wtf is this about about, wtf, wtf.

I didn't come up with that - saw it on Facebook in response to this news. Made me LOL there so I thought I'd share it.

(edible panty industrial complex)

No, seriously.

How'd it work out?

I don't normally scream in pain and run out of a theater sans pants, but when I do - it's because 'movie butter' is liquid for a reason.

Pork and beans, bacon and eggs, banana-kiwi...

The owner of the company, a woman, got in contact with the reporter and set the story straight.

Sounds like...

I love peaches!

wrong. It's basically like putting in size 72 font "Here is my opinion!" and then in size 12 font "But don't trust it, because everything I typed is bs! Shhh..."

who, for all intents and purposes, had no right to present this information (incorrectly at that) to the public before the owner of the company was ready to make it known.

Also, the redaction/correction notice should have been placed below the title, not at the end of the story.

There are indeed some valid legal/ethical concerns that could be addressed: Best outcome I could think of, is the two sides can try to work out some sort of deal, that maybe these two guys can still make this spin-off product, but as long as they give *plenty* of credit to the formula's original creator, amongst other things.

My mother used to douche with Lysol, believe it or not. It was advertised as germ killing. However, back then they didn't know the diff between normal vaginal flora and bad buggies (like yeast, which take over when antibiotics kill the good buggies).