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Our Fundy moran of the day... (and this one is a real doozy) (Original Post) Archae Nov 2014 OP
rendered speechless. gordianot Nov 2014 #1
And i'll bet she made damn sure to vote! justhanginon Nov 2014 #2
+1 treestar Nov 2014 #4
+1, they ALWAYS do! etherealtruth Nov 2014 #6
The craziest of the kooks are the hifiguy Nov 2014 #16
Truly unbelievable. The stupid is strong in this one. nt COLGATE4 Nov 2014 #3
Sounds like they listened to Alex Jones while reading that insane Willow and Jaden Smith interview. Initech Nov 2014 #12
Hello, there is no water there treestar Nov 2014 #5
The ignorance on display is absolutely breathtaking. SheilaT Nov 2014 #7
Ignorance married to self-superiority. A toxic combination. arcane1 Nov 2014 #31
mental illness noiretextatique Nov 2014 #8
this should be a poster to enhance education in america....the stupid burns hot spanone Nov 2014 #9
This girl is trolling the internets... Xyzse Nov 2014 #10
Given Poe's Law I am gonna take this as being a serious hifiguy Nov 2014 #15
You're probably right. Xyzse Nov 2014 #17
Either that or she's just higher than FUCK Blue_Tires Nov 2014 #28
I prefer this version: freshwest Nov 2014 #35
Um.... Paging Neil deGrasse Tyson! You are needed to combat stupid on teh internets! Initech Nov 2014 #11
She asks a lot of stupid questions! csziggy Nov 2014 #13
If there is a great beyond, hifiguy Nov 2014 #18
For once even I am dumbstruck. hifiguy Nov 2014 #14
Does this person RoccoR5955 Nov 2014 #19
I don't believe in planes. BeanMusical Nov 2014 #20
Here's my response to this one: deafskeptic Nov 2014 #21
Have a cookie Nicole, you'll be right as rain in no time. bluesbassman Nov 2014 #22
Hey! Go easy on the poor author of this thought. (for lack of a better word) world wide wally Nov 2014 #23
More from Nicole...she is truly special... pkdu Nov 2014 #24
Einstein himself summed things up rather well hifiguy Nov 2014 #25
Ahaaahaa!! Hey, she forgot the sarcasm thingy! louis-t Nov 2014 #26
CNN/Tom Hanks show "The Sixties" included NASA/Moon, can you imagine us funding that now? randys1 Nov 2014 #27
Please tell me that this is a poe sakabatou Nov 2014 #29
This logic kills brain cells! n/t RKP5637 Nov 2014 #30
Now it's time for Jesus to serve the pork chops Blue Owl Nov 2014 #32
With Saint Carlin at his side sakabatou Nov 2014 #33
Yup! Blue Owl Nov 2014 #34
There are idiots out there F4lconF16 Nov 2014 #36
There are two, and only two, explanations jmowreader Nov 2014 #37

justhanginon

(3,290 posts)
2. And i'll bet she made damn sure to vote!
Mon Nov 24, 2014, 02:45 PM
Nov 2014

Which helps explain the Gohmerts, Bachmans, Stockmans and Ernsts et al now sitting or soon to be in congress.

 

hifiguy

(33,688 posts)
16. The craziest of the kooks are the
Mon Nov 24, 2014, 04:46 PM
Nov 2014

most solid part of the Repig base. They'd come out of their graves to vote for some fundy fly-eater.

Initech

(100,076 posts)
12. Sounds like they listened to Alex Jones while reading that insane Willow and Jaden Smith interview.
Mon Nov 24, 2014, 03:43 PM
Nov 2014

There's no such thing as satellites! It's all proof that the media lies to you on a daily basis!

treestar

(82,383 posts)
5. Hello, there is no water there
Mon Nov 24, 2014, 02:49 PM
Nov 2014

where yer saying there is water.

Good grief, I bet she thinks she figured out something real!

Inform the scientists, lady, so they quit trying to put satellites in the water!

 

SheilaT

(23,156 posts)
7. The ignorance on display is absolutely breathtaking.
Mon Nov 24, 2014, 02:54 PM
Nov 2014

I wonder if this person was home-schooled with the sort of "science" fundamentalists teach.

spanone

(135,832 posts)
9. this should be a poster to enhance education in america....the stupid burns hot
Mon Nov 24, 2014, 03:22 PM
Nov 2014

NASA....those lying bastards...

Xyzse

(8,217 posts)
10. This girl is trolling the internets...
Mon Nov 24, 2014, 03:27 PM
Nov 2014

I know I always say, never underestimate the power and depths of stupidity, but...
Sometimes, even I get surprised, this can't be true can it?

 

hifiguy

(33,688 posts)
15. Given Poe's Law I am gonna take this as being a serious
Mon Nov 24, 2014, 04:44 PM
Nov 2014

statement until proven otherwise. There ARE people - millions of them - who are just this indescribably stupid.

csziggy

(34,136 posts)
13. She asks a lot of stupid questions!
Mon Nov 24, 2014, 04:12 PM
Nov 2014
https://answers.yahoo.com/activity/questions?show=K2MEQJZRC4IW5UK6UUY6WTNBCQ&t=g

Atheists, how exactly did Adam's rib evolve into Eve?

ATHEISTS, IF GOD DOESN'T EXIST THEN WHERE DID ALL THE SPACE FOR THE UNIVERSE TO EXPAND INTO COME FROM?

Atheists, if the Earth is moving around the sun, how come air remains relatively calm? Why aren't we being? blown off of our feet, why is everything still on earth?

Atheists, is calling the Earth round merely an excuse to hide the fact that we have discovered the pillars? that are holding our cylindrical Earth up? Is this all an attempt to discredit the Bible and eliminate religion?



At least she seems to keep them to the Religion & Spirituality section and isn't putting them into the Science or Evolution sections!


 

hifiguy

(33,688 posts)
18. If there is a great beyond,
Mon Nov 24, 2014, 04:48 PM
Nov 2014

Newton and Einstein are now laughing themselves into unconsciousness.

 

hifiguy

(33,688 posts)
14. For once even I am dumbstruck.
Mon Nov 24, 2014, 04:42 PM
Nov 2014


The highest levels of abstract mathematics are pitifully incapable of even beginning to quantify this kind of stupidity.







bluesbassman

(19,373 posts)
22. Have a cookie Nicole, you'll be right as rain in no time.
Mon Nov 24, 2014, 05:33 PM
Nov 2014

Ya know, it may actually be a blessing to be that monumentally ignorant. Reality is such a harsh taskmaster.

world wide wally

(21,743 posts)
23. Hey! Go easy on the poor author of this thought. (for lack of a better word)
Mon Nov 24, 2014, 05:38 PM
Nov 2014

The ones you should really be concerned about are the people who will read this and say.
"OMG!… She's right! I never thought of that!"
Then they pack their lunch an go off to work whistling "Hi ho, Hi ho, It's off to work we go" Hoping to make more money for their billionaire bosses so they can afford that new yacht for Christmas and then trying to remember to stop at the food stamp office on their way home.

pkdu

(3,977 posts)
24. More from Nicole...she is truly special...
Mon Nov 24, 2014, 05:39 PM
Nov 2014

Atheists, if gravity is true, how come two planes flying next to each other don't smash into each other due to?
their gravitational pull towards each other? Clearly, God is intervening to prevent such a catastrophe from happening.

Christians.. 1
Angry atheists.. 0
 

hifiguy

(33,688 posts)
25. Einstein himself summed things up rather well
Mon Nov 24, 2014, 05:52 PM
Nov 2014

"There two things that are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. And I have some doubts about the former."

"Special" is an appropriate descriptor.

randys1

(16,286 posts)
27. CNN/Tom Hanks show "The Sixties" included NASA/Moon, can you imagine us funding that now?
Mon Nov 24, 2014, 06:00 PM
Nov 2014

Teaparty deserves zero attention, teaparty has zero credibility, teaparty will destroy America and all life on the planet if they get their way.

As to the post/open question in the OP, surely this is sarcasm, certainly NOBODY alive is this stupid....sadly I believe it is not sarcasm

F4lconF16

(3,747 posts)
36. There are idiots out there
Tue Nov 25, 2014, 06:01 AM
Nov 2014

But this one just strikes me as a troll for some reason. The writing is very reminiscent of a youtube troll.

jmowreader

(50,557 posts)
37. There are two, and only two, explanations
Tue Nov 25, 2014, 07:21 AM
Nov 2014

Explanation 1: This is one of the finest trolls on the internets.

or

Explanation 2, which is more likely: They put crack in communion wafers now.

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