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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsOur Fundy moran of the day... (and this one is a real doozy)
Hilarious: 'Atheists, Don't You Understand That Sustained Space Flight Is Impossible?'
http://crooksandliars.com/2014/11/hilarious-atheists-dont-you-understand
gordianot
(15,238 posts)justhanginon
(3,290 posts)Which helps explain the Gohmerts, Bachmans, Stockmans and Ernsts et al now sitting or soon to be in congress.
They always do.
etherealtruth
(22,165 posts)hifiguy
(33,688 posts)most solid part of the Repig base. They'd come out of their graves to vote for some fundy fly-eater.
COLGATE4
(14,732 posts)Initech
(100,076 posts)There's no such thing as satellites! It's all proof that the media lies to you on a daily basis!
treestar
(82,383 posts)where yer saying there is water.
Good grief, I bet she thinks she figured out something real!
Inform the scientists, lady, so they quit trying to put satellites in the water!
SheilaT
(23,156 posts)I wonder if this person was home-schooled with the sort of "science" fundamentalists teach.
arcane1
(38,613 posts)noiretextatique
(27,275 posts)religiously insane. seriously.
spanone
(135,832 posts)NASA....those lying bastards...
Xyzse
(8,217 posts)I know I always say, never underestimate the power and depths of stupidity, but...
Sometimes, even I get surprised, this can't be true can it?
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)statement until proven otherwise. There ARE people - millions of them - who are just this indescribably stupid.
Xyzse
(8,217 posts)Blue_Tires
(55,445 posts)freshwest
(53,661 posts)Initech
(100,076 posts)csziggy
(34,136 posts)Atheists, how exactly did Adam's rib evolve into Eve?
ATHEISTS, IF GOD DOESN'T EXIST THEN WHERE DID ALL THE SPACE FOR THE UNIVERSE TO EXPAND INTO COME FROM?
Atheists, if the Earth is moving around the sun, how come air remains relatively calm? Why aren't we being? blown off of our feet, why is everything still on earth?
Atheists, is calling the Earth round merely an excuse to hide the fact that we have discovered the pillars? that are holding our cylindrical Earth up? Is this all an attempt to discredit the Bible and eliminate religion?
At least she seems to keep them to the Religion & Spirituality section and isn't putting them into the Science or Evolution sections!
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)Newton and Einstein are now laughing themselves into unconsciousness.
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)The highest levels of abstract mathematics are pitifully incapable of even beginning to quantify this kind of stupidity.
RoccoR5955
(12,471 posts)Have ANY properly functioning brain cells.
Talk about indoctrinated! Sheesh!
BeanMusical
(4,389 posts)Something heavier than air can't go up in the sky.
deafskeptic
(463 posts)bluesbassman
(19,373 posts)Ya know, it may actually be a blessing to be that monumentally ignorant. Reality is such a harsh taskmaster.
world wide wally
(21,743 posts)The ones you should really be concerned about are the people who will read this and say.
"OMG!
She's right! I never thought of that!"
Then they pack their lunch an go off to work whistling "Hi ho, Hi ho, It's off to work we go" Hoping to make more money for their billionaire bosses so they can afford that new yacht for Christmas and then trying to remember to stop at the food stamp office on their way home.
pkdu
(3,977 posts)Atheists, if gravity is true, how come two planes flying next to each other don't smash into each other due to?
their gravitational pull towards each other? Clearly, God is intervening to prevent such a catastrophe from happening.
Christians.. 1
Angry atheists.. 0
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)"There two things that are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. And I have some doubts about the former."
"Special" is an appropriate descriptor.
louis-t
(23,295 posts)What?.....Really?........oh no.
randys1
(16,286 posts)Teaparty deserves zero attention, teaparty has zero credibility, teaparty will destroy America and all life on the planet if they get their way.
As to the post/open question in the OP, surely this is sarcasm, certainly NOBODY alive is this stupid....sadly I believe it is not sarcasm
sakabatou
(42,152 posts)RKP5637
(67,108 posts)Blue Owl
(50,374 posts)n/t
sakabatou
(42,152 posts)F4lconF16
(3,747 posts)But this one just strikes me as a troll for some reason. The writing is very reminiscent of a youtube troll.
jmowreader
(50,557 posts)Explanation 1: This is one of the finest trolls on the internets.
or
Explanation 2, which is more likely: They put crack in communion wafers now.