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markpkessinger

(8,396 posts)
Mon Nov 24, 2014, 07:09 PM Nov 2014

The Onion rings uncomfortably true for Ferguson

[font size=5]Heavy Police Presence In Ferguson To Ensure Residents Adequately Provoked[/font]
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FERGUSON, MO—Ahead of a grand jury’s decision over whether to indict officer Darren Wilson in the shooting death of unarmed black teenager Michael Brown, police in the city of Ferguson have reportedly heavily increased their presence this week to ensure residents are adequately provoked. “We’ve deployed additional officers throughout Ferguson in order to make absolutely certain that residents feel sufficiently harassed and intimidated,” said St. Louis County police chief Jon Belmar, assuring locals that officers in full riot gear will be on hand to inflame members of the community for as long as is necessary. “It’s absolutely essential that the people of Ferguson have full confidence that law enforcement is committed to antagonizing them every step of the way.” At press time, the Missouri National Guard was on standby with tanks and urban assault vehicles in case Ferguson residents required additional incitement.
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The Onion rings uncomfortably true for Ferguson (Original Post) markpkessinger Nov 2014 OP
Onion out-does itself in this case. I just posted this on my Facebook page too. nt 99th_Monkey Nov 2014 #1
Look at the guy on the left damnedifIknow Nov 2014 #2
Looks like the Pepper Spray Dude from California HubertHeaver Nov 2014 #3
That made me think ociffer Pike should be spraying the whole line mindwalker_i Nov 2014 #6
I think you're right NewJeffCT Nov 2014 #16
I did, too! Odin2005 Nov 2014 #21
Reminds me of this guy justiceischeap Nov 2014 #5
Bonus points for getting 'Onion rings' into the subject line pinboy3niner Nov 2014 #4
Plus, a DUzy Award! Always treasured. nt longship Nov 2014 #8
LOL! markpkessinger Nov 2014 #10
I'll have some pepper spray with my onion rings groundloop Nov 2014 #13
I know, I was briefly confused..had to read it twice. TNNurse Nov 2014 #19
I thought that too! geardaddy Nov 2014 #20
I have seen the enemy. And he is us. blkmusclmachine Nov 2014 #7
It's just like Chicago in '68 Nevernose Nov 2014 #9
exactly!! oldandhappy Nov 2014 #11
Yup...knr joeybee12 Nov 2014 #12
k&r Electric Monk Nov 2014 #14
Them's nice, crispy, genuine Onion rings, alrighty. n/t TygrBright Nov 2014 #15
Points for "onion rings" bvf Nov 2014 #17
... Warren DeMontague Nov 2014 #18
the Onion still has it. flying_wahini Nov 2014 #22
Once again, The Onion fails at satire... malthaussen Nov 2014 #23

Nevernose

(13,081 posts)
9. It's just like Chicago in '68
Mon Nov 24, 2014, 07:47 PM
Nov 2014

When the police got sick of the hippies in Grant park, so had themselves a riot

 

bvf

(6,604 posts)
17. Points for "onion rings"
Mon Nov 24, 2014, 09:35 PM
Nov 2014

and even more for the post.

I especially love when they tackle current events. Almost uncomfortable to read.

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