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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsThe Onion rings uncomfortably true for Ferguson
[font size=5]Heavy Police Presence In Ferguson To Ensure Residents Adequately Provoked[/font]
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FERGUSON, MOAhead of a grand jurys decision over whether to indict officer Darren Wilson in the shooting death of unarmed black teenager Michael Brown, police in the city of Ferguson have reportedly heavily increased their presence this week to ensure residents are adequately provoked. Weve deployed additional officers throughout Ferguson in order to make absolutely certain that residents feel sufficiently harassed and intimidated, said St. Louis County police chief Jon Belmar, assuring locals that officers in full riot gear will be on hand to inflame members of the community for as long as is necessary. Its absolutely essential that the people of Ferguson have full confidence that law enforcement is committed to antagonizing them every step of the way. At press time, the Missouri National Guard was on standby with tanks and urban assault vehicles in case Ferguson residents required additional incitement.
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FERGUSON, MOAhead of a grand jurys decision over whether to indict officer Darren Wilson in the shooting death of unarmed black teenager Michael Brown, police in the city of Ferguson have reportedly heavily increased their presence this week to ensure residents are adequately provoked. Weve deployed additional officers throughout Ferguson in order to make absolutely certain that residents feel sufficiently harassed and intimidated, said St. Louis County police chief Jon Belmar, assuring locals that officers in full riot gear will be on hand to inflame members of the community for as long as is necessary. Its absolutely essential that the people of Ferguson have full confidence that law enforcement is committed to antagonizing them every step of the way. At press time, the Missouri National Guard was on standby with tanks and urban assault vehicles in case Ferguson residents required additional incitement.
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The Onion rings uncomfortably true for Ferguson (Original Post)
markpkessinger
Nov 2014
OP
Onion out-does itself in this case. I just posted this on my Facebook page too. nt
99th_Monkey
Nov 2014
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99th_Monkey
(19,326 posts)1. Onion out-does itself in this case. I just posted this on my Facebook page too. nt
damnedifIknow
(3,183 posts)2. Look at the guy on the left
Is he asleep standing up or is that his normal look?
HubertHeaver
(2,522 posts)3. Looks like the Pepper Spray Dude from California
mindwalker_i
(4,407 posts)6. That made me think ociffer Pike should be spraying the whole line
That'd wake 'em up!
NewJeffCT
(56,828 posts)16. I think you're right
I think it's him as well.
Odin2005
(53,521 posts)21. I did, too!
justiceischeap
(14,040 posts)5. Reminds me of this guy
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)4. Bonus points for getting 'Onion rings' into the subject line
longship
(40,416 posts)8. Plus, a DUzy Award! Always treasured. nt
markpkessinger
(8,396 posts)10. LOL!
Didn't even occur to me!
groundloop
(11,519 posts)13. I'll have some pepper spray with my onion rings
TNNurse
(6,926 posts)19. I know, I was briefly confused..had to read it twice.
geardaddy
(24,931 posts)20. I thought that too!
blkmusclmachine
(16,149 posts)7. I have seen the enemy. And he is us.
The Police State cometh
Nevernose
(13,081 posts)9. It's just like Chicago in '68
When the police got sick of the hippies in Grant park, so had themselves a riot
oldandhappy
(6,719 posts)11. exactly!!
Onion rings true!!
joeybee12
(56,177 posts)12. Yup...knr
Electric Monk
(13,869 posts)14. k&r
TygrBright
(20,760 posts)15. Them's nice, crispy, genuine Onion rings, alrighty. n/t
bvf
(6,604 posts)17. Points for "onion rings"
and even more for the post.
I especially love when they tackle current events. Almost uncomfortable to read.
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)18. ...
flying_wahini
(6,594 posts)22. the Onion still has it.
n/t
malthaussen
(17,195 posts)23. Once again, The Onion fails at satire...
... but excels at printing the exact truth.
-- Mal