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brettdale

(12,383 posts) Thu Dec 4, 2014, 07:25 PM Dec 2014

So when the police go to arrest white collar criminals

Do they put them in choke holds?

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So when the police go to arrest white collar criminals (Original Post) brettdale Dec 2014 OP

Worse nichomachus Dec 2014 #1

They put the through the stress of turning themselves in. bravenak Dec 2014 #2

No, they negotiate their terms through their lawyers.... mikeysnot Dec 2014 #3

Needs more predicate seveneyes Dec 2014 #4

No. Because the police never arrest white collar criminals. Octafish Dec 2014 #5

nichomachus

(12,754 posts)

1. Worse

Reply to brettdale (Original post)

Thu Dec 4, 2014, 07:26 PM

Dec 2014

They don't let them finish their martinis.

bravenak

(34,648 posts)

2. They put the through the stress of turning themselves in.

Reply to brettdale (Original post)

Thu Dec 4, 2014, 07:34 PM

Dec 2014

Because they look so tragic walking with a coat obscuring their faces.

mikeysnot

(4,757 posts)

3. No, they negotiate their terms through their lawyers....

Reply to brettdale (Original post)

Thu Dec 4, 2014, 07:40 PM

Dec 2014

No doors are busted down, no flash grenades are thrown into sleeping children's bedrooms, no one is dragged out in the middle of the night in their underwear, no one is tazed, bludgeoned with truncheons, in fact they stole billions and none of them saw a day in jail.

seveneyes

(4,631 posts)

4. Needs more predicate

Reply to brettdale (Original post)

Thu Dec 4, 2014, 07:45 PM

Dec 2014

Less cowbell.

Octafish

(55,745 posts)

5. No. Because the police never arrest white collar criminals.

Reply to brettdale (Original post)

Thu Dec 4, 2014, 08:05 PM

Dec 2014

It might hurt the economy. Jobs! Yeah. Look, a kid in a balloon!

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