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REPORTSSorry couldn't get the whole title in the OP...
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)Former Vice-President Dick Cheney on Tuesday called upon the nations of the world to once and for all ban the despicable and heinous practice of publishing torture reports.
Like many Americans, I was shocked and disgusted by the Senate Intelligence Committees publication of a torture report today, Cheney said in a prepared statement. The transparency and honesty found in this report represent a gross violation of our nations values.
The publication of torture reports is a crime against all of us, he added. Not just those of us who have tortured in the past, but every one of us who might want to torture in the future.
Saying that the Senates horrifying publication had inspired him to act, he vowed, As long as I have air to breathe, I will do everything in my power to wipe out the scourge of torture reports from the face of the Earth.
Cheney concluded his statement by calling for an international conference on the issue of torture reports. I ask all the great nations of the world to stand up, expose the horrible practice of publishing torture reports, and say, This is not who we are, Cheney said.
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/cheney-calls-international-ban-torture-reports
underpants
(182,839 posts)Good one Andy
Takket
(21,581 posts)Live and Learn
(12,769 posts)But this is not it and Cheney would not be one to lead it.
mylye2222
(2,992 posts)Lol!
another_liberal
(8,821 posts)His lead sentence could be tomorrow's headline. I doubt it not one bit.
Dustlawyer
(10,495 posts)deafskeptic
(463 posts)IHateTheGOP
(1,059 posts)As I've been saying for years now, Bush, Cheney, and Rumsfeld should be in prison awaiting execution for war crimes, treason, torture, violations of international law, and violations of the U. S. Constitution. Oh, and by the way, if we need anyone to "pull the switch" I volunteer.
IHateTheGOP
(1,059 posts)We have an ex-President who can't leave the country for fear of being shackled and the repuggies are holding yet ANOTHER hearing on the Benghazi bullshit. Wow.
TRoN33
(769 posts)TRoN33
(769 posts)He is sadistic person, he would enjoy reading reports about 'terrorists' being in world class of pain.
Water board Cheney and see if his pacemaker can take it all.
rurallib
(62,428 posts)There are lessons to be learned from things like the torturing of prisoners and the report. There were things to be learned from the Viet Nam war and various economic events.
Most people think of the obvious things like - America should not get themselves entangled in foreign adventures like the founders said over and over. But Republicans lesson was to control the media so no one sees the horrors of war.
In economic crises most folks see that the excesses of business and lack of regulation leads to bad consequences. Republicans see that business doesn't have enough latitude to do what they want and the people should give them money to play whatever games they want. Or and once again, keep anyone from seeing what happened.
Same with torture - we as a country have had as an underlying belief that torture doesn't work. This is based on solid evidence. Once more Repubs look at the evidence and say "we need more and worse. and keep it out of the public."
Those are some screwed up heads running that party.
mountain grammy
(26,626 posts)Borowitz is inside Cheney's head.
oldandhappy
(6,719 posts)Saw the headline part before the Borowitz name. Yikes. Unfortunately ...
GliderGuider
(21,088 posts)It was a very strange feeling, but ultimately liberating (for me, not sure what it did for him...)
http://old-shambhala.shambhala.org/teac.../pema/tonglen1.php