I just published my first amazon review and I invite you to join me.
The product is "Police Force Role Play Set for kids w/ Combat Vest, Riot Shield, Badge, Handcuffs, Machine Gun Toy, Grenade, Club & Knife".
Yes, you read that right.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0097DIA44/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B0097DIA44&linkCode=as2&tag=dangeminds09-20&linkId=6M6AV4PNQJONQ3LT#customerReviews
My review:
Never too soon to develop good community policing habits!, December 10, 2014
By Rabble Rouser
This review is from: Police Force Role Play Set for kids w/ Combat Vest, Riot Shield, Badge, Handcuffs, Machine Gun Toy, Grenade, Club & Knife (Toy)
This is the best training tool I have found yet for indoctrinating my neighborhood youth in preserving the peace and protecting homeowner's property from the verminous thugs on the south side of the tracks. I just line the six year-olds up at the entrance to our gated community in their riot gear and dare the urban youth types to enter. Not a chance! (Roll of black tape to cover up any exposed name tags is not included - don't forget it!)
Have fun! 
= new reply since forum marked as read
Maybe you could dress the kitties up and have them keep the rats in line? 
The grenade could arguably be a tear gas grenade, but they really should have included a nice battery operated tazer. Something low voltage that just tickles a little. 
This manufacturer just doesn't get the need to protect our little racists' heads. 
