that you can piss on at home or anywhere you like. Take it to parties or Democratic committee meetings. Only 17 payments of $19.95 and if you include your Social Security number with your payment, you'll also get a Kevin O'Leary grave for the same treatment.

offering perhaps million$ as low as 1% equity. Have at it!!

Where can we Pre-pay the fee!!?? Love to Pre- pay the fee to pee on Cheneeey!!

will be something along the lines of a dance floor surrounded by urinals motif?

We will want to also accommodate women in this.

In front of everyone. Although I did mentally feature an unfolded Uhaul box I could fit in like a barrel.

And privacy would be a factor too.

I want my visit to be especially 'productive.'

Don't forget plastic sheeting and duct tape. You can use the duct tape and plastic sheeting so save some extra up to take with you.

I'm gonna make up a smoothie consisting of asparagus, garlic, sardines, and coffee. Plus a vitamin B tablet for some color.

Abbie Hoffman was Julius's illegitimate son for those who don't remember.

Does anyone know where Julius is buried?

Me! ME! I want to do it also....

I will set up new website for new pilgrimage for good people who harbors the deep legitimate disdain toward Cheney, putting up the exact GPS location for Cheney's grave and piss the hell out on him.

Maybe I should set up the measurement gauges around grave to measure how much piss has trickle down toward his grave and post it LIVE on website.

Cheney should be proud of being showered clean with piss on daily basis.

Suggestion: Give them a discount rate if they take diuretics for high blood pressure.

Why should anyone pay? Let Cheney's assets from Halliburton be confiscated so people can "honor" him for free. He should pay US!!

I suggest they call it the "Golden Showers Pass." Only $10 ($20 by mail). Pass does NOT include beer or water, which may be brought by the permit holder or obtained on-site from a concessionaire.

for that site will become an overnight millionaire.

The NPS is probably going to charge an astronomical amount for the franchise, but I figure the lucky winner will absolutely make it up in volume. Especially if they also sell genuine Cheney Horns, postcards, paperweights, drinking glasses, blow-up dolls, and other memorabilia.

The dodge the draft board ride, the water boarding water park, hide Saudi royals game

One the spousal unit thought up. The Dickster' s House of Magick: Watch as billions of dollars disappear without a trace.

I'd gladly wait in either line. I'd pay the fee and probably add a tip. And don't forget to eat asparagus beforehand- so your pee is nice and "fragrant"!

Check out this link from the Smithsonian magazine.

one of the few examples of "trickle down" actually working.

Once the final resting place of Dick Cheney is determined, NPS will conduct hydro
geological studies to determine the likely drainage.

The music will be best I think.

It's difficult, if not impossible, for women to piss on a grave without exposing to a certain extent our lady bits. If exposure isn't allowed, may we bring containers and just splash the piss around.

Will wipes be available or should we bring our own? No problem, whatever helps cut down costs, but we should know ahead of time.

Whoever opens a concession stand selling those will make a pretty penny too, lol.

NPS could make some serious money with a concession stand.

Anther possibility: After you successfully drive up and down Mt Washington, you can score a bumper sticker "This car climbed Mt Washington." "I pissed on Dick Cheney's grave" would be a best seller.

/on edit/ T shirts and coffee cups! No concession complete without them.

like Bin Laden. They can be buddies in the deep.

One would hope. I would not be surprised if, once he croaks, there'd be vandalism. Wouldn't surprise me if people started leaving things like black hoods, buckets of water, dog leashes, and enema kits. And maybe a printed text from the Nuremberg War Crimes Tribunal. That would be a fitting "tribute."

So, full circle, right?

And then I read the post and discovered that Cheney doesn't have a grave to piss on because he's NOT FUCKING DEAD!!!

It's a bigger disappointment than yesterday when I got socks for Christmas.

that the dead body of JEH is buried in a plot frequented by animal lovers.

If you're going to do it, make sure it's the really stinky stuff.

After all, we should have a means of remembering the Infamous, too!

To travel just to piss on his grave. Will the NPS have some sort of mail in service where I can fill a bottle with piss and send it to them to be dumped on the grave?

Cheney arranges to be buried in the United States but on land owned by a Cayman Islands corporation established by Mitt Romney. Anyone wanting to piss must buy a permit from the offshore entity, which will pay no U.S. taxes.

As for drainage and such, the site will be deliberately chosen to inflict maximum environmental damage.

There's an uncanny resemblance, isn't there?

... I have no doubt there will be some kind of strategy for dealing with urination and other means for paying him the kind of respect he deserves.

... and thanks! I wrote that little essay back in 2008 here and when my web buddy Neal at MemeGOP asked for some material I figured it might still be topical. I think I originally wrote it for a free humor site but I forget which and can't find it, oh well, free is free, and it's nice to see people can still enjoy a laugh!

rewinn

Glad you're here! That was YOU? You are ahead of your time, my friend! But your essay is even MORE topical now than it ever was in 2008. And I'm glad to see the sentiment is STILL widely shared! Cuz I sure do feel that way. I thought at first it must be Andy Borowitz, too! Really enjoyed it and read it to my husband and he loved it, too!

It's probably posted here already but didn't want anybody to miss it. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Piss-on-Cheneys-Grave/264249486950752?fref=nf

Look what you started!!!

...and very quickwitted ... the comments were a-maz-ing!! I will have to bring my "A" game.

It is unfortunate for our nation and the world that this essay is still topical; I really spend a lot of time SMH'ing.

Thanks again, and Forward, Laughing!

Hell, even most I know on the "right" blame cheney for Iraq tons more than Bush

I have yet to meet a Cheney fan or a W fan that wasn't a troll who got zapped by MIRT or admins pretty quickly.

I guess I won't. Ugh.

Hip Waders.

Dance floor in the center...drain field surrounding...

Not my original idea. It's way up thread.

It isn't that Cheney isn't dead. It is that Cheney isn't alive, either.

Cheney is, has always been and will always be undead.

It's on my bucket list.

(I am serious)

post #22 had a most excellent suggestion.

Reagan's grave is also piss worthy.

Thanks. And thank you for all the great comments. What a fun/fine post this turned out to be.

... he keeps finding heart donors. Shouldn't there be a bag limit? When the joyous day comes, I'd chip in to rent an elephant. It's a shame we have to wait for him to reach his expiration date.

create a carbon credit?

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It'd be my pleasure to pay to piss on that maggot's grave.

I, too, would gladly pay for this.

It will probably be several miles long.

Which will be necessary: I think there's a law against lines over fifty miles long.

I'd certainly feel liberated after pissing on his grave.

I like the cut of your jib.

I would pay a fee no problem!

Tickets would make great Xmas gifts for my conservative friends.

I'll be in that line

...I wouldn't piss on him if his (mechanical and/or transplanted) heart was on fire.

look so freaking evil. How can he even look evil in a wheelchair? It's that smug, evil look on his face. The man just oozes evil.

Have his grave be a stature on a inclined table, set up so everyone who wants to, man or woman, can piss on his cloth covered face.

They do need to provide proper waste treatment, as it's going to be popular.

will be rich.

If you could put it at the end of a slanted board.

That way, in the unlikely event that I leave this party sooner than the Dick, I'll still be able to participate.

However, I just hope that someone has the common sense to drive a stake through his heart when he dies.
The problem is that this raises the question of whether the stake-through-the-heart technique works when it's not really his heart. Hmmmmm.

I need to pick up some garlic at the store.

just to make sure he doesn't come back to life when we least expect it.


*I say "appears dead" because without the stake through the heart and possibly a silver bullet and several other extraordinary measures just to make sure, he will not really be dead.

and took this in a Museum

The Republican Party uses the elephant as their mascot. So, it's only natural, elephants should get their turn free of charge.

I wonder just how much piss that one small area of ground can absorb and what the effects would be. I am sure LOTS of people would love to piss on his grave, among other things. The National Park Service could make millions if they really did this.

the grave...or does the pass cover that?

Oh well, it'll be money well spent.

After The Dick Cheney is dead and buried (or just buried), if you can't travel to the site to piss on his grave, or, if you just don't like standing in REALLY LONG lines -- contact me -- I'll give you my address -- you piss in a bottle, send it to me, I'll pour it on his grave and send you a Certificate of Having Pissed On Dick Cheney's Grave.

He'll be a job creator

while they're still lowering the body in it? This would be my pick for when to do it.

I am going to make a fucking million!

like they always said - location, location, location

He won't know he's being pissed on then.

Hell, they burn people in effigy, hang them in effigy, why can't they piss on Cheney in effigy?

LOL

keep the current corpse-body he's inhabiting running on harvested spare parts.

I promised myself that I would no longer stand in long lines.

Anyway at my age I'll have to get in really close, so reserve me a spot in the front

Now I have to drink up in case this bastard dies in the next hour.

in a shallow unmarked grave.

I'll go in halfsies

Who's ever been in arm's reach of the guy. With me, it was completely by accident and it was all my own fault, because I wasn't looking where I was walking. This happened when I was headed down to the Pentagon Concourse on my lunch break. I was looking one way (into the cafeteria… decided to skip the long line) and detected a shadow out of the corner of my eye. I came to a complete stop and stood face to face with SECDEF Cheney his damn self, who was standing in the middle of the corridor and mumbling out of the corner of his mouth to some other guy. I almost knocked him flat on his ass.

That would've done wonders for my Air Force career had I did.

After that brush with "greatness" I slipped around the two gents and went on my merry way without as much as a howdoyado. Never saw him in person ever again.

I think that his evil transmits by direct contact.

So I dodged that bullet.