Republican state Senator Don Barrington has introduced a bill that would ban people from hiding their identity in public.

What will happen if he stumbles into Oklahoma?

That'll stop crime.

Except that would require visiting Oklahoma.

Other than overt political stupidity, is there anything Oklahoma doesn't want to ban?

They won't be banning douche-baggery any time soon.

So, no more winter coats with hoods.

Hilarious!

That's my theory.
If they pass this bill, it will be struck down in the courts.

Yes, you can call me Doctor, as in Paper Doctor, not an M.D. A Juris Doctor.


I looked up this guy Barrington. First thing that jumps out at me: He didn't go to law school. They have a law school course called "Litigation" which is about how to write a clear, unambiguous law.

Per: ANSI Z89.2-1971 provides:

5.5 Accessories
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5.5.2 Winter Liners. Winter liners should be made of fabric, plastic, or other suitable material. Colored materials shall be fast-dyed. The outer surface may be water resistant. There shall be no metal parts in winter liners for use with Class B helmets.

Looks kinda like a hoodie

Oh, and the camo style.

http://shop.soonersports.com/COLLEGE_Oklahoma_Sooners/Mens_Oklahoma_Sooners_Nike_Crimson_Club_Rewind_Hoodie

Cheer on your Oklahoma Sooners in this Club Rewind hoodie from Nike! Oklahoma Sooners fans won’t have to worry about being too cold to cheer on their teams once they wear this hoodie. It features a soft fleece lining, a cotton and polyester blend and a front pouch pocket to keep your hands warm. It also has Oklahoma Sooners graphics on the front to show your allegiance.