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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region Forums“Bless” Pat Robertson, as he would bless others:
https://bluntandcranky.wordpress.com/2015/01/05/bless-pat-robertson-as-he-would-bless-others/
By beating him soundly, of course. Christian corporal punishment. Sound odd? Not at all. Ol Patty Robertson thinks beatings are blessings, you see:
In an email to the televangelist, a viewer named Karen explained that she did not want to attend a Christmas event because her Christian daughter drank too much and her grandson disagreed with her religious beliefs.
We declined going to our daughters house on Christmas this year because there is always an argument, hard feelings etc., Karen wrote in an email. One grandchild comes high on marijuana, cursing and challenging our faith. I correct him and have told my daughter to ask him to respect our beliefs, but he keeps it up.
Robertson immediately recommended that the grandson should be taken to the woodshed and let him understand the blessings of discipline.
Got it, Gentle Reader? Pat Robertson wants to bless people by, quite literally, beating the Hell out of them. That being the case, surely some good Christian would be willing to likewise bless him in return? If beatings are truly Christian blessings, how could either party refuse?
In fact, this humble scribe would like to make an offer: in his past musical doings, mixtapes have been made for BDSM events. Such soundtracks would be made available for Mr. Robertsons blessing-reception session at no charge. Indeed, a Dom or Dominatrix could be found as well, to administer such single-tailed sacraments to a fellow sinner (eat your hearts out, Opus Dei).
Lets help Rev. Pat get all the blessings to which he is entitled. We can, in good conscience, do no less.
RKP5637
(67,111 posts)riqster
(13,986 posts)Initech
(100,081 posts)Runningdawg
(4,520 posts)his favorite glory hole is? Not surprised at this coming from a guy who tells men to divorce their wives with dementia, because God wants them to have the full benefits of a good wife. Also, don't forget about those "special" rings gay people wear to cut you when you shake their hand so they pass Christians AIDS. Sheesh. STFU already!
polly7
(20,582 posts)your racist, abusive, ignorant sermons to some day realize just what a grinching, scabby POS poser you are and file a class action suit or something that leaves you cleaning rotting leaves out of storm sewers. I hate what these people do to the poor. My next-door-neighbour pretty much let her house fall down around her and lived like a squatter. She had only a tiny pension to survive on ....... but every week, never fail, she sent her cheques in to these thieves. I'd take her over meals every few days because I knew she never spent much money on herself, but that TV was always on, and Robertson was one of her favourites. http://www.inplainsite.org/html/pat_robertson.html
Or, my shorter blessing - rot in hell you greedy psychopath.