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Arcadiasix

(255 posts) Mon Jan 5, 2015, 09:12 PM Jan 2015

Firefighters rescue naked woman trapped in ex-boyfriend's chimney

Firefighters in Southern California responded to an unusual call over the weekend at the home of a man who awoke to find his ex-girlfriend naked and stuck inside the fireplace.

According to Riverside County officials, the 35-year-old woman, who was not identified, tried to enter the Woodcrest, Calif., home where her ex-boyfriend and three children live through the front door early Saturday morning, but it was locked. So she climbed on the roof, stripped off her clothes and tried to shimmy down the chimney.

Shortly before 5 a.m., her estranged boyfriend, Tony Hernandez, said he heard the woman crying for help.

“She said, ‘I’m trapped in the chimney,’” Hernandez told CBS Los Angeles.

http://news.yahoo.com/woman-naked-stuck-in-fireplace-chimney-photos-162707091.html

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Firefighters rescue naked woman trapped in ex-boyfriend's chimney (Original Post) Arcadiasix Jan 2015 OP

I don't know why he left her Arcadiasix Jan 2015 #1

She left him for Florida Man name not needed Jan 2015 #5

Let's be honest here: Who HASN'T had this happen to them? Nuclear Unicorn Jan 2015 #2

This one of the more tame things that went through my head on this. Arcadiasix Jan 2015 #4

Oh my jberryhill Jan 2015 #18

That happened to the ex of one of my grad school classmates, years ago petronius Jan 2015 #3

Obviously she had the flue and wasn't thinking clearly. bluesbassman Jan 2015 #6

Getting stuck must have put a real damper on her plans. nt msanthrope Jan 2015 #7

It's a timely reminder to clean the creeposote out of your chimney pinboy3niner Jan 2015 #8

Would've been really grating on her ex if she made it to the bottom though. bluesbassman Jan 2015 #9

Thank God she was spared the embarrassment of landing on her naked ash pinboy3niner Jan 2015 #10

Yes, her best laid plans were torn acinder. bluesbassman Jan 2015 #15

The police sent out an ember alert jberryhill Jan 2015 #20

And they set up a cordon bleu around the area pinboy3niner Jan 2015 #21

Planking wet and unseasoned partners will do that to you....nt msanthrope Jan 2015 #14

Lock her in cuffs and irons! jberryhill Jan 2015 #19

Busted after they did their sweep... SomethingFishy Jan 2015 #11

And put into 'and irons pinboy3niner Jan 2015 #22

At least she survived. That would be a sooty way to die. Xithras Jan 2015 #12

He was chagrined to admit she was once his main squeezed pinboy3niner Jan 2015 #13

Come on baby light my fire... Historic NY Jan 2015 #16

"Hey, what the...? I didn't leave any logs in my fireplace..." pinboy3niner Jan 2015 #17

Arcadiasix

(255 posts)

1. I don't know why he left her

Reply to Arcadiasix (Original post)

Mon Jan 5, 2015, 09:13 PM

Jan 2015

She seems like such a keeper.

name not needed

(11,660 posts)

5. She left him for Florida Man

Reply to Arcadiasix (Reply #1)

Mon Jan 5, 2015, 09:22 PM

Jan 2015

Nuclear Unicorn

(19,497 posts)

2. Let's be honest here: Who HASN'T had this happen to them?

Reply to Arcadiasix (Original post)

Mon Jan 5, 2015, 09:15 PM

Jan 2015

Show of hands?

Arcadiasix

(255 posts)

4. This one of the more tame things that went through my head on this.

Reply to Nuclear Unicorn (Reply #2)

Mon Jan 5, 2015, 09:17 PM

Jan 2015

Up on the rooftop
Click, click, click
Down thru the chimney with
some crazy chick.

Peace out.

jberryhill

(62,444 posts)

18. Oh my

Reply to Arcadiasix (Reply #4)

Mon Jan 5, 2015, 11:22 PM

Jan 2015

Good one

petronius

(26,602 posts)

3. That happened to the ex of one of my grad school classmates, years ago

Reply to Arcadiasix (Original post)

Mon Jan 5, 2015, 09:17 PM

Jan 2015

In that case, though, the wannabe Santa stayed clothed. It was one of those things that was so far into the realm of sad and embarrassing that we almost didn't want to laugh and joke about it. Almost...