Republicans Expose Obama’s College Plan as Plot to Make People Smarter

Republicans Expose Obama’s College Plan as Plot to Make People Smarter


WASHINGTON – President Obama’s plan to offer Americans two years of college for free has come under fire from congressional Republicans, who are calling it a blatant plot to make Americans smarter. The G.O.P., who have benefited from the support of so-called “low information voters” in recent years, accuse Obama of cynically trying to make people smarter as a way of chipping away at the Republican base. “You take low information voters and give them information, and pretty soon they’re Democrats,” said Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas). House Speaker John Boehner said that “forcing knowledge into people” was “flagrantly un-American,” adding, “We make this promise to the American people: if you like your brains, you can keep your brains.”














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