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'I'm Mitt Romney': A Further Explanation
By Charles P. Pierce
at 11:50AM
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... God, you people are saps. You didnt see this coming? I pandered and I pandered, and then, every night, I went back to my hotel room, stuck my fingers down my throat, and then had a good laugh. You think that whole Etch-a-Sketch thing was a staff blunder? Honkies, please. Could I have signaled more clearly that your audience with me was over? Smedley? Show these lovely people waving their Bibles and their rubber fetuses the door, will you? Lovely to have met you. Really. We must do this again some time. Say, if were all really lucky, and Ive always been luckier than you poor deluded hayshakers, maybe the summer of 2015? Its a date. We have a lovely parting gift for you.
Me.
Haven't you goobers caught on yet? I am running for president because I am supposed to be president. That is the essence of my political philosophy. That is the basic tenet of my fundamental ideology. I should be president because I am rich and handsome and my great-granchildren are already financially bulletproof to the point where, if my pals in the financial-services "industry" crash the economy completely, and animal hides become the medium of exchange again, my great-grandchildren will have more pelts than anyone else, and they will rule the world. I should be president because I should be president. And because...
I'm Mitt Romney, bitches, and I'm all you got left.
Read more: http://www.esquire.com/blogs/politics/Im_Mitt_Romney#ixzz1t3q90Mex
MADem
(135,425 posts)bluedigger
(17,086 posts)"I'm in this for me and whatever I needed to say to you to further the goal of becoming president because I should be president, I said. I never said I believed any of it."
Read more: http://www.esquire.com/blogs/politics/Im_Mitt_Romney#ixzz1t4DTlcRz
TahitiNut
(71,611 posts)Quite simply, that's it.
joeybee12
(56,177 posts)The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,740 posts)Fumesucker
(45,851 posts)patrice
(47,992 posts)rox63
(9,464 posts)They must be wallowing in misery, preparing to end up supporting Mittens.