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(86,008 posts)
Thu Jan 15, 2015, 12:20 PM Jan 2015

BREAKING: DCCC found a secret copy of the GOP Retreat schedule in Hershey!

FOUND! Draft of 2015 GOP House Retreat Agenda

Lookie what we found! The Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee has stumbled across an unofficial version of House Republicans’ retreat agenda that began last night.

AGENDA:

Thursday, January 15th

9:00AM-10:-00AM: “How to Build Bridges and Control your Caucus” by Speaker Ted Cruz

10:00AM-11:00AM: “Winning Elections in your Home State” by House Majority Leader McCarthy

11:00AM- 12:00PM: “Winning the Women Vote” by Rep. Trent Franks

12:00PM-1:00PM: Lunch Discussion with Special Guest Michael Grimm, “Ethics in Politics and the Importance of Anger Management

1:00PM – 2:00PM: “Healthcare Policy Speak 101” by Rep. Renee Elmers

3:00PM-4:00PM “Diplomacy and Foreign Relations” by Rep. Louie Gohmert

4:00PM-5:00PM “Gender Equality in the Workplace” by Rep. Blake Farenthold

Friday, January 16th

9:00AM – 11:00 AM: Minority Outreach Breakout Session featuring Majority Whip Steve Scalise, Reps. Randy Weber, Peter King, and Bob Goodlatte

11:00AM – 11:30AM: “Big Bank Giveaways” by Rep. Jeb Hensarling

11:30PM – 12:00PM: “Deportation for Dummies” by Rep. Steve King

“House Republicans enter their retreat marred by internal dysfunction and plagued by scandal,” said Tyrone Gayle of the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee. “From bending over backwards to appease the extremists in their party to defending Steve Scalise’s troubling affiliations with White Supremacists and anti-Semites to more Wall Street giveaways, it’s clear that no matter where House Republicans go for their retreat, they cannot escape their flawed priorities and agenda.”


http://dccc.org/found-draft-2015-gop-house-retreat-agenda/
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BREAKING: DCCC found a secret copy of the GOP Retreat schedule in Hershey! (Original Post) bigtree Jan 2015 OP
This is very funny Gothmog Jan 2015 #1
It gets Funnier: "Jay Leno, Tony Blair to Speak at U.S. Republican Retreat" I kid you not. KoKo Jan 2015 #19
K&R! KoKo Jan 2015 #21
Snort! Scuba Jan 2015 #2
Good grief! 2naSalit Jan 2015 #3
Minority Outreach Breakout Session... Neon Gods Jan 2015 #4
psst! bigtree Jan 2015 #5
Are you SURE it's not real? tclambert Jan 2015 #10
» bigtree Jan 2015 #6
lol! HappyMe Jan 2015 #7
so believeable it is almost not funny GreatGazoo Jan 2015 #8
"Speaker Ted Cruz," LOL! pinboy3niner Jan 2015 #9
Oh yeah. What women want. Our men know the answer! Here! Let them show you! calimary Jan 2015 #11
That is exactly what I would expect from a bunch of hypocritical GOPers usaf-vet Jan 2015 #15
How do you say... Cryptoad Jan 2015 #12
Needed that laugh. nt Duval Jan 2015 #13
I don't get it... is there a joke here? usaf-vet Jan 2015 #14
derp. SammyWinstonJack Jan 2015 #16
I bet the real agenda is funnier. Vinca Jan 2015 #17
This looks like an Onion piece ... aggiesal Jan 2015 #18
» bigtree Jan 2015 #20

KoKo

(84,711 posts)
19. It gets Funnier: "Jay Leno, Tony Blair to Speak at U.S. Republican Retreat" I kid you not.
Thu Jan 15, 2015, 04:02 PM
Jan 2015



Jay Leno, Tony Blair to speak at U.S. Republican retreat

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - U.S. Republicans, two weeks into controlling both houses of Congress, have invited comedian Jay Leno and former Prime Minister Tony Blair to speak at their annual retreat in Hershey, Pennsylvania, party aides said on Tuesday.

The closed-door Republican gathering will be held on Thursday and Friday at Hershey Lodge, near Hersheypark, the chocolate company's family theme park in central Pennsylvania.

Members of the Republican majorities in the House and Senate are having a joint retreat for the first time in 10 years, flush from the November election success that added to the party's number of seats in the House and gave it the majority in the Senate. A new session began last week.

Republicans will be strategising about the coming year in Congress, discussing topics such as immigration and border security, jobs and the economy, healthcare, and the U.S. budget, aides said.

http://news.yahoo.com/jay-leno-tony-blair-speak-u-republican-retreat-181330780--business.html

2naSalit

(86,843 posts)
3. Good grief!
Thu Jan 15, 2015, 12:31 PM
Jan 2015

Tell-tale signs that we really need to get our act together or submit to fascism that these f*cks are prepping to ram down our throats and up our wahoos simultaneously. Honestly,


9:00AM-10:-00AM: “How to Build Bridges and Control your Caucus” by Speaker Ted Cruz

11:00AM- 12:00PM: “Winning the Women Vote” by Rep. Trent Franks

12:00PM-1:00PM: Lunch Discussion with Special Guest Michael Grimm, “Ethics in Politics and the Importance of Anger Management”

3:00PM-4:00PM “Diplomacy and Foreign Relations” by Rep. Louie Gohmert



What a gang of miscreants if ever there was such a gang. I hope someone is able to get the best stuff recorded so we can make use of the material on a daily basis so that everyone else can see what that these people really intend to destroy this country for their wealthy overlords. The only thing they have in mind for us is the position of submissive serfs.

Looks like this next two years will have one simple message for both sides... f*ck or get f*cked.

Neon Gods

(222 posts)
4. Minority Outreach Breakout Session...
Thu Jan 15, 2015, 12:31 PM
Jan 2015

...featuring Steve Scalise? Yup, I'm sure he has some great ideas...

tclambert

(11,087 posts)
10. Are you SURE it's not real?
Thu Jan 15, 2015, 02:39 PM
Jan 2015

It would be just like them to have four white guys host a minority outreach seminar, white guys with links to racist statements and racist groups.

For that matter, they would have white guys host the seminar on how to win the women's vote, too.

I did think of one thing they would let women and/or minorities run--cleaning up the hotel after they finish their celebration of white manhood.

calimary

(81,527 posts)
11. Oh yeah. What women want. Our men know the answer! Here! Let them show you!
Thu Jan 15, 2015, 02:44 PM
Jan 2015

11:00AM- 12:00PM: “Winning the Women Vote” by Rep. Trent Franks

Yeah, HE'LL certainly know...

And this, too:

4:00PM-5:00PM “Gender Equality in the Workplace” by Rep. Blake Farenthold

Yeah, HE'LL certainly know... the Sequel

Is this a joke? "Speaker ted cruz" ? But he'd certainly LOVE it. Imagine - that berserko third in line to the Presidency. Yeah that makes ME feel secure...



Has to be a joke.

But then again, the GOP IS a joke. Just anyway. They don't even have to stage retreats anymore. They don't even have to open their yaps (although that's always a good source of evidence). It's what they think and what they then do. What a bunch of 6th-Century "minds."

usaf-vet

(6,217 posts)
15. That is exactly what I would expect from a bunch of hypocritical GOPers
Thu Jan 15, 2015, 03:24 PM
Jan 2015

Not a single hypocrisy bone in the entire caucus.

aggiesal

(8,938 posts)
18. This looks like an Onion piece ...
Thu Jan 15, 2015, 03:54 PM
Jan 2015
9:00AM-10:-00AM: “How to Build Bridges and Control your Caucus” by Speaker Ted Cruz

9:00AM – 11:00 AM: Minority Outreach Breakout Session featuring Majority Whip Steve Scalise, Reps. Randy Weber, Peter King, and Bob Goodlatte

3:00PM-4:00PM “Diplomacy and Foreign Relations” by Rep. Louie Gohmert


Cruz, Scalise & Gohmert (DOHmert), are the trifecta, and they have to arrive
in the same clown car. That would be perfect.

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