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Good Lawd!!! Look at this creature that was stalking a boater in a lake in Botswana: (Original Post) Are_grits_groceries Jan 2015 OP
Holy Shit. Control-Z Jan 2015 #1
I think it runs underwater Cayenne Jan 2015 #5
Apparently they push off the bottom with their back legs, tuck the back legs up close to the liberal_at_heart Jan 2015 #14
Same here. Wow! nt ecstatic Jan 2015 #16
Cripes! Like a freight train! elias49 Jan 2015 #2
I think the people in the boat may have had white marbles in their pockets. Nuclear Unicorn Jan 2015 #34
Thumbs up!! elias49 Jan 2015 #37
Looks pretty smart, too, as if it knew to cut the boat off R B Garr Jan 2015 #3
Wow. How do they move so fast? Is it through some sort of undulating motion? liberal_at_heart Jan 2015 #4
Hippos were the favorite at the Roman killing festivals in the Coliseum. gordianot Jan 2015 #6
I've always heard that but never knew why? BrotherIvan Jan 2015 #28
They are extremely territorial and kill for defense. gordianot Jan 2015 #35
This is the hippo version of "Get off my lawn." jwirr Jan 2015 #38
lol! BrotherIvan Jan 2015 #42
The most feared and most dangerous animal in Africa when near the water glasshouses Jan 2015 #7
I think those guys pissed him off somehow Skittles Jan 2015 #8
That's fairly easy to do or if female she might have had young in the river glasshouses Jan 2015 #9
I read they don't even eat meat Skittles Jan 2015 #10
Yes vegetarian glasshouses Jan 2015 #12
Git them! flamingdem Jan 2015 #11
They kill more people than lions or crocs. geek tragedy Jan 2015 #13
One look at a hippo skull will give you nightmares.... Spitfire of ATJ Jan 2015 #15
Here's a first-person account by a guy who was eaten by a hippo. NBachers Jan 2015 #17
Wow Boreal Jan 2015 #26
We're gonna need a bigger... Motor! Hassin Bin Sober Jan 2015 #18
You know that reprehensible Christmas song about hippos... jmowreader Jan 2015 #19
I love that song. liberal_at_heart Jan 2015 #20
Me too! liberalhistorian Jan 2015 #46
Yikes! SoapBox Jan 2015 #21
Dangerous beast. Factoid: They keep waterways clear of vegetation; without them canoes can't pass Hekate Jan 2015 #22
I think they probably Are_grits_groceries Jan 2015 #23
Amen. Hekate Jan 2015 #24
They certainly keep them clear of me. Jamastiene Jan 2015 #44
I remember seeing Steve Irwin Boreal Jan 2015 #25
Oh My! malaise Jan 2015 #27
........ trusty elf Jan 2015 #29
close calls reddread Jan 2015 #30
There's this great short book called "American Hippopotamus." The_Commonist Jan 2015 #31
Disney's Jungle Cruise - My favorite ride as a kid. MineralMan Jan 2015 #32
Yes. I remember that ride. I have pictures, too. leftyladyfrommo Jan 2015 #36
When did they start outfitting Hippos with motors! Rex Jan 2015 #33
Hippos can sprint as fast as an elephant glasshouses Jan 2015 #40
That's crazy anything that big can move that fast naturally. Rex Jan 2015 #43
Here's what they look like underwater Oilwellian Jan 2015 #39
Hippos are made of bulk and rage blogslut Jan 2015 #41
I hear that Hippos are hungry hungry n/t Yavin4 Jan 2015 #45

Control-Z

(15,682 posts)
1. Holy Shit.
Fri Jan 16, 2015, 02:38 AM
Jan 2015

I had no idea hippos could swim that fast. Actually, I didn't know hippos could even swim.

Is this real? Hippo looks kind of plastic.

liberal_at_heart

(12,081 posts)
14. Apparently they push off the bottom with their back legs, tuck the back legs up close to the
Fri Jan 16, 2015, 03:11 AM
Jan 2015

body and move upward. Then it returns to the bottom touching with its front feet. It then repeats the pushing off with the back feet. It can reach up to speeds of 32 km/hr doing this. Amazing.

Nuclear Unicorn

(19,497 posts)
34. I think the people in the boat may have had white marbles in their pockets.
Fri Jan 16, 2015, 11:16 AM
Jan 2015

It's my understanding hippos really like white marbles.



R B Garr

(16,954 posts)
3. Looks pretty smart, too, as if it knew to cut the boat off
Fri Jan 16, 2015, 02:45 AM
Jan 2015

from a more direct angle instead of following right behind it. Who knew they were so fast! Gads.

liberal_at_heart

(12,081 posts)
4. Wow. How do they move so fast? Is it through some sort of undulating motion?
Fri Jan 16, 2015, 02:45 AM
Jan 2015

They don't look like they should be able to move that fast.

gordianot

(15,240 posts)
6. Hippos were the favorite at the Roman killing festivals in the Coliseum.
Fri Jan 16, 2015, 02:51 AM
Jan 2015

They would fill it up with water put the victims on an island and turn loose the Hippos much deadlier than lions, wolves, bears, rampaging male elephants etc.. Oh the good old days of sport.

BrotherIvan

(9,126 posts)
28. I've always heard that but never knew why?
Fri Jan 16, 2015, 06:11 AM
Jan 2015

They don't eat meat so it's not out of hunger. Is there some kind of hippo rage switch? I had a friend come back from Africa and said the tour guides were totally calm when they saw any animal or even giant crocodile but when they saw a hippo, they put their hands on their guns and started sweating.

gordianot

(15,240 posts)
35. They are extremely territorial and kill for defense.
Fri Jan 16, 2015, 11:23 AM
Jan 2015

The massive teeth, jaws, weight make them invulnerable to all but humans. How the Romans managed to collect so many was an engineering feat. The Romans wiped out many large animal species in Europe and North Africa. Think dog fighting on a large scale, Hippos were the top of the pyramid.

 

glasshouses

(484 posts)
7. The most feared and most dangerous animal in Africa when near the water
Fri Jan 16, 2015, 02:56 AM
Jan 2015

They kill more people than any other animal there

 

glasshouses

(484 posts)
9. That's fairly easy to do or if female she might have had young in the river
Fri Jan 16, 2015, 02:59 AM
Jan 2015

That makes a real bad combination for any human in that river.

 

Spitfire of ATJ

(32,723 posts)
15. One look at a hippo skull will give you nightmares....
Fri Jan 16, 2015, 03:15 AM
Jan 2015


If recreated as a dinosaur it would look something like this:

NBachers

(17,120 posts)
17. Here's a first-person account by a guy who was eaten by a hippo.
Fri Jan 16, 2015, 03:37 AM
Jan 2015
http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2013/may/04/i-was-swallowed-by-a-hippo

I remember a Jacques Cousteau episode where they filmed a group of hippos running around underwater. It was a strange sight to behold.

jmowreader

(50,560 posts)
19. You know that reprehensible Christmas song about hippos...
Fri Jan 16, 2015, 03:48 AM
Jan 2015


This video makes ya wish they'd really give her one.

Hekate

(90,714 posts)
22. Dangerous beast. Factoid: They keep waterways clear of vegetation; without them canoes can't pass
Fri Jan 16, 2015, 04:20 AM
Jan 2015

...and a major method of transportation gets cut off.

We're so used to being able to climb in a car and travel along a nice level road wherever we want to go, that the notion of having to be alert for things like that hippo is really alien.

Jamastiene

(38,187 posts)
44. They certainly keep them clear of me.
Sat Jan 24, 2015, 09:11 AM
Jan 2015

I'd rather not take the chance, lol. They can have the waterways in those areas.

 

Boreal

(725 posts)
25. I remember seeing Steve Irwin
Fri Jan 16, 2015, 04:43 AM
Jan 2015

in the water with a bunch of hippos. He kept his distance (not far!) but they were watching him. Amazing he wasn't killed long before he was.

 

reddread

(6,896 posts)
30. close calls
Fri Jan 16, 2015, 07:58 AM
Jan 2015

I almost went to Malawi to assist a particularly accomplished Marine Mammals expert study these very dangerous creatures,
they are considered to be relatives of whales.
As priceless as that opportunity might have been, I dont think I would have done well in the face of so many dangers.
especially Durban Poison.
I would have been useless.

The_Commonist

(2,518 posts)
31. There's this great short book called "American Hippopotamus."
Fri Jan 16, 2015, 09:31 AM
Jan 2015
http://www.amazon.com/American-Hippopotamus-Jon-Mooallem-ebook/dp/B00HEWJTF4

"In 1910, the United States—its population exploding, its frontier all but exhausted—was in the throes of a serious meat shortage. But a small and industrious group of thinkers stepped forward with an answer, a bold idea being endorsed by the likes of Theodore Roosevelt and The New York Times. Their plan: to import hippopotamuses to the swamps of Louisiana and convince Americans to eat them."

Just imagine, 100 years later, having these things in the swamps of Louisiana!

leftyladyfrommo

(18,868 posts)
36. Yes. I remember that ride. I have pictures, too.
Fri Jan 16, 2015, 11:30 AM
Jan 2015

I loved it. That was the one and only time I made it to Disneyland.

 

Rex

(65,616 posts)
33. When did they start outfitting Hippos with motors!
Fri Jan 16, 2015, 11:08 AM
Jan 2015

Shit man! Look at that thing haul ass! Had no idea they could move so fast in water! Of course they look all big and bad...but put one up against an elephant...check this guy out! Notice how he just blends back into the woodworks! Scary shit!

 

glasshouses

(484 posts)
40. Hippos can sprint as fast as an elephant
Fri Jan 16, 2015, 12:41 PM
Jan 2015

No way would a person be able to out run a Hippo sprinting at them on land unless
there was already a good distance between them.

An elephant would not tire like a hippo so they would eventually run you down where
a hippo you do have a chance of out running it if the distance is on your side.

Both animals can sprint between 25 to 30 miles an hour same as 1000 pound grizzly

Oilwellian

(12,647 posts)
39. Here's what they look like underwater
Fri Jan 16, 2015, 12:29 PM
Jan 2015

I remember being amazed when I first saw this. They can hold their breath for six minutes.

blogslut

(38,002 posts)
41. Hippos are made of bulk and rage
Fri Jan 16, 2015, 01:04 PM
Jan 2015

I had to tell blogslut jr that when she went all squee over baby hippo photos. No petting baby hippos, child.

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