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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsGood Lawd!!! Look at this creature that was stalking a boater in a lake in Botswana:
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Makes Moby Dick look like a poser.
Hippos kill a lot of people. They are not to be messed with.
Control-Z
(15,682 posts)I had no idea hippos could swim that fast. Actually, I didn't know hippos could even swim.
Is this real? Hippo looks kind of plastic.
Cayenne
(480 posts)liberal_at_heart
(12,081 posts)body and move upward. Then it returns to the bottom touching with its front feet. It then repeats the pushing off with the back feet. It can reach up to speeds of 32 km/hr doing this. Amazing.
ecstatic
(32,712 posts)elias49
(4,259 posts)That beast would be hard to stop.
Nuclear Unicorn
(19,497 posts)It's my understanding hippos really like white marbles.
elias49
(4,259 posts)Never played but I bet they're Hungry. Really Hungry.
R B Garr
(16,954 posts)from a more direct angle instead of following right behind it. Who knew they were so fast! Gads.
liberal_at_heart
(12,081 posts)They don't look like they should be able to move that fast.
gordianot
(15,240 posts)They would fill it up with water put the victims on an island and turn loose the Hippos much deadlier than lions, wolves, bears, rampaging male elephants etc.. Oh the good old days of sport.
BrotherIvan
(9,126 posts)They don't eat meat so it's not out of hunger. Is there some kind of hippo rage switch? I had a friend come back from Africa and said the tour guides were totally calm when they saw any animal or even giant crocodile but when they saw a hippo, they put their hands on their guns and started sweating.
gordianot
(15,240 posts)The massive teeth, jaws, weight make them invulnerable to all but humans. How the Romans managed to collect so many was an engineering feat. The Romans wiped out many large animal species in Europe and North Africa. Think dog fighting on a large scale, Hippos were the top of the pyramid.
jwirr
(39,215 posts)glasshouses
(484 posts)They kill more people than any other animal there
Skittles
(153,169 posts)yes INDEED
glasshouses
(484 posts)That makes a real bad combination for any human in that river.
Skittles
(153,169 posts)so if they kill you they just leave you be?
glasshouses
(484 posts)flamingdem
(39,313 posts)Jess kidding bad hippo bad!
geek tragedy
(68,868 posts)Nasty brutes.
Spitfire of ATJ
(32,723 posts)If recreated as a dinosaur it would look something like this:
NBachers
(17,120 posts)I remember a Jacques Cousteau episode where they filmed a group of hippos running around underwater. It was a strange sight to behold.
Just dumb luck he lived to tell that story.
Hassin Bin Sober
(26,330 posts)jmowreader
(50,560 posts)This video makes ya wish they'd really give her one.
liberal_at_heart
(12,081 posts)liberalhistorian
(20,818 posts)But now it seems a lot less cute, warm and fuzzy, lol!
SoapBox
(18,791 posts)...I'll just stay home.
Hekate
(90,714 posts)...and a major method of transportation gets cut off.
We're so used to being able to climb in a car and travel along a nice level road wherever we want to go, that the notion of having to be alert for things like that hippo is really alien.
Are_grits_groceries
(17,111 posts)keep the waterways clear of a lot of things.
Hekate
(90,714 posts)Wow
Jamastiene
(38,187 posts)I'd rather not take the chance, lol. They can have the waterways in those areas.
Boreal
(725 posts)in the water with a bunch of hippos. He kept his distance (not far!) but they were watching him. Amazing he wasn't killed long before he was.
malaise
(269,054 posts)Damn!
trusty elf
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reddread
(6,896 posts)I almost went to Malawi to assist a particularly accomplished Marine Mammals expert study these very dangerous creatures,
they are considered to be relatives of whales.
As priceless as that opportunity might have been, I dont think I would have done well in the face of so many dangers.
especially Durban Poison.
I would have been useless.
The_Commonist
(2,518 posts)"In 1910, the United Statesits population exploding, its frontier all but exhaustedwas in the throes of a serious meat shortage. But a small and industrious group of thinkers stepped forward with an answer, a bold idea being endorsed by the likes of Theodore Roosevelt and The New York Times. Their plan: to import hippopotamuses to the swamps of Louisiana and convince Americans to eat them."
Just imagine, 100 years later, having these things in the swamps of Louisiana!
MineralMan
(146,317 posts)leftyladyfrommo
(18,868 posts)I loved it. That was the one and only time I made it to Disneyland.
Rex
(65,616 posts)Shit man! Look at that thing haul ass! Had no idea they could move so fast in water! Of course they look all big and bad...but put one up against an elephant...check this guy out! Notice how he just blends back into the woodworks! Scary shit!
glasshouses
(484 posts)No way would a person be able to out run a Hippo sprinting at them on land unless
there was already a good distance between them.
An elephant would not tire like a hippo so they would eventually run you down where
a hippo you do have a chance of out running it if the distance is on your side.
Both animals can sprint between 25 to 30 miles an hour same as 1000 pound grizzly
Rex
(65,616 posts)Oilwellian
(12,647 posts)I remember being amazed when I first saw this. They can hold their breath for six minutes.
blogslut
(38,002 posts)I had to tell blogslut jr that when she went all squee over baby hippo photos. No petting baby hippos, child.