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KamaAina

(78,249 posts)
Fri Jan 16, 2015, 06:55 PM Jan 2015

Mock apple pie recipe

http://www.copykat.com/2011/11/10/mock-apple-pie/

Fool your friends and family with this mock apple pie, it really tastes like apple pie.

Ingredients

2 cups water
2 cups sugar
2 teaspoons cream of tartar
2 unbaked pie shells, or 1 package of refrigerated pie crust dough
36 to 40 Ritz crackers
Zest of lemon
2 tablespoons lemon juice
1 teaspoon cinnamon
1/4 teaspoon nutmeg
2 tablespoons of butter cut into small pieces

Instructions

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. In a medium sized sauce pan combine water, sugar, and cream of tartar, bring to a boil. Once the syrup begins to boil add the lemon juice and lemon zest. Stir lemon juice and zest into syrup in the mixture, reduce heat to low, and simmer for approximately 15 minutes, after 15 minutes allow syrup to cool.

Place one pie crust in a pie pan, and then break crackers into the pie pie shell. Pour syrup over the crackers. Sprinkle cinnamon over crackers, and sprinkle over nutmeg over the crackers. Top with pie shell with remaining pie crust. Pinch together crusts and then trim off excess pie shell. Make a couple of slits in the top of the pie so the steam can escape while cooking. Bake for 30 to 35 minutes or until the pie crust is golden brown.




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Mock apple pie recipe (Original Post) KamaAina Jan 2015 OP
Why are you making fun of apple pie? shenmue Jan 2015 #1
Against my better judgment, I'm gonna rec this recipe Autumn Jan 2015 #2
I have a deeply held belief that apple pie should contain apples. cyberswede Jan 2015 #3
no shit!! blasphemy!!! PeaceNikki Jan 2015 #7
don't go making fun of Boston Cream Pie olddots Jan 2015 #4
I never understood that... jberryhill Jan 2015 #5
I'm so old, I learned how to make this back in High School Home Economics Trailrider1951 Jan 2015 #6
Shouldn't this be in LBN? AngryAmish Jan 2015 #8
I love this stuff! johnp3907 Jan 2015 #9
I've heard of this. NaturalHigh Jan 2015 #10
An apple a day locks Jan 2015 #11
Mock Chicken Legs uppityperson Jan 2015 #12
As a kid where I grew up they called it city chicken alphafemale Jan 2015 #13
City chicken! OnionPatch Jan 2015 #16
Jeet yet? alphafemale Jan 2015 #17
No, joo? cyberswede Jan 2015 #18
I love the short hand consonant skipping talk. alphafemale Jan 2015 #20
It calls for veal, making it much more expensive than chicken! Shrike47 Jan 2015 #26
As a vegetarian/mostly vegan AndreaCG Jan 2015 #29
This is like one of those gross food things from those 1960 -70's recipes alphafemale Jan 2015 #14
I believe that recipe was printed on a boxes of Ritz crackers back in the day Brother Buzz Jan 2015 #15
In Indiana city chicken locks Jan 2015 #19
I remember when this recipe was always on the box. I never had it but always wondered how ND-Dem Jan 2015 #21
Oh. Whew! NOW I get it. DFW Jan 2015 #22
Sir, you mock my apple pie at your peril! pinboy3niner Jan 2015 #23
Don't go throwing Shakespeare quotes at me DFW Jan 2015 #30
Hard to believe but it taste just like an apple pie too madokie Jan 2015 #24
Why here instead of in Cooking and Baking? eridani Jan 2015 #25
Cooking & Baking? pinboy3niner Jan 2015 #31
Shades of the Depression, or maybe World War II. Shrike47 Jan 2015 #27
That recipe uses a very offensive stereotype of apples Silent3 Jan 2015 #28
 

jberryhill

(62,444 posts)
5. I never understood that...
Fri Jan 16, 2015, 07:02 PM
Jan 2015

Like, "Oh shit, I'm out of apples but have a box of Ritz Crackers sitting around!"

Trailrider1951

(3,414 posts)
6. I'm so old, I learned how to make this back in High School Home Economics
Fri Jan 16, 2015, 07:02 PM
Jan 2015

The taste is indeed similar, but the texture is mushy, Mushy, MUSHY! I shudder at the memory, even though this was back in 1968...yuk, give me fresh tart apples, please!

 

alphafemale

(18,497 posts)
13. As a kid where I grew up they called it city chicken
Fri Jan 16, 2015, 09:36 PM
Jan 2015

Have not seen this since the Ohio Valley.

Same with mock apple pie.

OnionPatch

(6,169 posts)
16. City chicken!
Fri Jan 16, 2015, 10:17 PM
Jan 2015

What a blast from the past! I haven't eaten or even thought of it for years! It was one of my favorites when I was a kid growing up near Pittsburgh. That and chip-chop ham.

AndreaCG

(2,331 posts)
29. As a vegetarian/mostly vegan
Sat Jan 17, 2015, 08:34 AM
Jan 2015

I get mock chicken legs from a Chinese grocery, May Wah in NYC. They even make staunch meat eaters happy. They are pricey though. May Wah ships outside NYC too.

 

alphafemale

(18,497 posts)
14. This is like one of those gross food things from those 1960 -70's recipes
Fri Jan 16, 2015, 09:39 PM
Jan 2015

I remember these things. Awful nasty mush.

locks

(2,012 posts)
19. In Indiana city chicken
Sat Jan 17, 2015, 12:13 AM
Jan 2015

was cubes of pork and veal on wooden skewers, floured and fried in a skillet. Some recipes online call for pan gravy and baking in the oven. Apparently pork and veal were cheaper than chicken (we only had chicken for Sunday dinner).

 

ND-Dem

(4,571 posts)
21. I remember when this recipe was always on the box. I never had it but always wondered how
Sat Jan 17, 2015, 06:06 AM
Jan 2015

it could taste like apple pie.

DFW

(54,405 posts)
22. Oh. Whew! NOW I get it.
Sat Jan 17, 2015, 06:10 AM
Jan 2015

I thought that after all these contentious threads about whether it was OK or not OK to mock religion, that someone was getting upset because there was a movement underfoot to mock someone else's apple pie recipe as a less controversial target......

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)
23. Sir, you mock my apple pie at your peril!
Sat Jan 17, 2015, 06:33 AM
Jan 2015

That takes some crust! Thou shall not cast asparagus at my apple pie!

DFW

(54,405 posts)
30. Don't go throwing Shakespeare quotes at me
Sat Jan 17, 2015, 10:39 AM
Jan 2015

I can never remember what play they're from (though that one sounds like Green Eggs And Hamlet).

madokie

(51,076 posts)
24. Hard to believe but it taste just like an apple pie too
Sat Jan 17, 2015, 07:13 AM
Jan 2015

Friend of mines dad will argue to this day that the mock apple pie he ate was the real thing.

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)
31. Cooking & Baking?
Sat Jan 17, 2015, 10:59 AM
Jan 2015

That place is downright UNCIVIL!

Plus, discusion of mockery seems to be a main theme of GD lately.

Silent3

(15,230 posts)
28. That recipe uses a very offensive stereotype of apples
Sat Jan 17, 2015, 08:14 AM
Jan 2015

There are all kinds of apples, they aren't all like that!

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