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zappaman

(20,606 posts)
Mon Jan 19, 2015, 03:58 PM Jan 2015

Vladimir Putin rides a bear action figure

On January 17, Robert Coalso tweeted an image of Vladimir Putin riding a bear action figure for sale at the Ismailovo market in Moscow.

There’s a Russian website where you can buy the Putin action figure but there are a few catches: you have to either call the distributor directly to make an order or email them and supposedly they’ll write you back. Since this is the case, I have no idea how much the damned thing costs.

That being said, I do not speak or read in Russian, so I’m going to let Google translate the customer testimonials for you. Here goes:

ANNA, marketing manager: “I bought myself a figure - so cool. All her colleagues wanted to. And the delivery fast advise everyone!”

MARK Terskikh, individual entrepreneurs: “Presented at corporate employees. Happy gift, stylish, beautiful and patriotic. Quality figurines on top. Thank U. Ordered to friends.”

ARTEM DOMRACHEV, PR-director: “The wife has long wanted such a figure. Now is the case and the guys helped. Quickly, quickly, efficiently! In general, well done! Thank U!”

STEPHAN TOLMADOV, Art-director: Gave the children of the department, began to shove creative . Figure actually charges

If these fine testimonials don’t make you want to own one, I don’t what will…



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Vladimir Putin rides a bear action figure (Original Post) zappaman Jan 2015 OP
I want the Sarah Palin Turkey Farm playset and Lindsey Graham w/ fainting couch NightWatcher Jan 2015 #1
Don't forget the Joni Ernst pig-neutering play set! n/t Tanuki Jan 2015 #4
This is clearly a ripoff of Guy on a Buffalo underpants Jan 2015 #2
Whoa. n/t zappaman Jan 2015 #5
Fox news office gifts abakan Jan 2015 #3
"Shitty pants: on the Nugent action figure sold separately." nt Guy Whitey Corngood Jan 2015 #8
Now you've done it! At least 3 DUers will need to contact their physicians ... 11 Bravo Jan 2015 #6
.... greatauntoftriplets Jan 2015 #7
another_DUzy! pinboy3niner Jan 2015 #9
You win 1 internet... SidDithers Jan 2015 #10
A tip of the hat to you! zappaman Jan 2015 #12
.. Cha Jan 2015 #17
Here's a pic of Putin riding a bear Kaleva Jan 2015 #11
You're kidding, right? JaneyVee Jan 2015 #15
I'm pretty sure the poster is making a funny. Nuclear Unicorn Jan 2015 #19
I see no telltale signs of photoshop. zappaman Jan 2015 #16
Thanks so much for this edhopper Jan 2015 #13
That's no action figure, that's a statuette at best petronius Jan 2015 #14
K & R. n/t FSogol Jan 2015 #18

11 Bravo

(23,926 posts)
6. Now you've done it! At least 3 DUers will need to contact their physicians ...
Mon Jan 19, 2015, 05:18 PM
Jan 2015

due to an erection lasting for more than four hours.

Kaleva

(36,320 posts)
11. Here's a pic of Putin riding a bear
Mon Jan 19, 2015, 05:25 PM
Jan 2015

Of course, some Putin haters are going to try and claim it's photo-shopped. Haters are going to hate.



edhopper

(33,599 posts)
13. Thanks so much for this
Mon Jan 19, 2015, 05:49 PM
Jan 2015

I actually laughed out loud when I saw it.

Funniest thing since the Jesus Pal Sports figures.

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petronius

(26,602 posts)
14. That's no action figure, that's a statuette at best
Mon Jan 19, 2015, 05:59 PM
Jan 2015

An action figure would have kung-fu grip hands with swivel-hinge shoulders. Also, the bear would growl with three or more different sound effects. No wonder the Russian economy is tanking, if they can't even get such basic details right.

That said, I want one!

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