I miss the ancient days of the copycat, esp the copycats when they'd invade GD.

Couldn't resist.

Man, someone's being crabby!

Oh, wait. I think you were talking about the OP. Now I've got my claws out.

He's got this...

You are a regular pun lobster!

in your crawfish?

I didn't mean to carp at you

Eel have to do better next time.

Don't feel too crumby about it

Escargot it.

Half the replies in this thread are from trawlers, if not loxpuppets!

breaming with them.

aren't we?

cod help it.

Oar at least a little sparring. You should take a bow. Bow and Aerows!

Sir, this is not prawn.

With the sole purpose of exciting men.

I much puffer artistic nudity.

Perhaps a model with more mussels would have been better?

But she is covered with mussels, no doubt.

She took her Stingray to the Shell station
The guy said it looked like she blew a seal.
She said..."NO! It's just Ice Cream, I promise."

Kip Adotta:

Always a hit at parties.

Haven't been invited to a party in years, but there you go.

"The stage was surrounded by screaming groupers.

Probably there to listen to the bass player."

...the harpoon.

Please, Sea Kelp.

He can help you sort it trout.

I'm herring a lot of people carp about insurance rates. At the same time, I want to be able to get sturgeony if I need an operation.

No one should be on the hook for catfishstrophic medical casts.

I was going to say punny thread! but then I thought 'well that's just lame', after reading this thread. You guys are good! I'm just going to sit and laugh with my coffee.

glad I flound(ered) it! See ....... I'm bad. That's why I watch.

That could be a slippery sloop.

hooks to make it work and worm your way in. Otherwise, it falls flat. You really also want to avoid the red tape.

in opportunity.

I totally dehumanize them.

I we should coral off people from visiting there unwisely. Just diving in there is risky.

Mastly I'm successful in doing it over the side of the boat. If anyone complains about my misses, I just tell 'em "Fugu!"

Tilapia different, I'm keeping a walleye on you

But they're just being sexfisht.

and quit trying to display your cockle.

everyone on here has a sheepshead!

We know lion when we sea it!

I think you are trying to describe a fish that was |*********************this*******************| big.

that is the short of it

You got nothing but net.

without excellent bait!


Okay this got weird.

Can I get a crustaceanguy exception?

First I must prey:

(did you see my thread got locked?????)

It's good that the thread lasted as long as it did so we had some fun with it. In the end a lock probably was inevitable as some of the replies could be taken as mean-spirited toward individual DU members. C'est la vie. I thought it was a hoot!

I'm sad about my thread....I petitioned to have it unlocked, and I'm being ignored.

I think I'll wait until the reviews come out, and then post a serious, thought-provoking thread about the nature of the cultural phenomenon that is 50 Shades.

Never tried it, but I use ground cayenne a lot.