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Oh, but it gets better.
Farias also claims that in choosing to be gay, a person chooses to engage in unclean demonic practices. Once that happens, they become possessed by putrid-smelling demons so stinky they can drive pigs to suicide.
In an interview with Charisma magazine, Farias begged gay people to not get upset with me as he explained his groundbreaking new theory.
You will see that I am actually trying to help you, he assured them.
Homosexuality is actually a demon spirit. It is such a putrid smelling demon that other demons dont even like to hang around it.
He then went on to recount a story from the Bible to illustrate his fascinating point:
There is an account in the Bible where Jesus casts out 2,000 demons out of a man. The demons came out screaming and begged Jesus to send them into the pigs. The pigs didnt want them, so they ran down a steep hill and were drowned in the sea.
Pigs have more sense than some humans, he added. People embrace homosexual demons, but the pigs would rather die than be possessed with demons.
more: http://www.queerty.com/pastor-claims-gay-people-are-possessed-by-fart-demons-that-can-drive-pigs-to-suicide-20140723
Throd
(7,208 posts)Ohio Dem
(4,357 posts)Well done!
progressoid
(49,991 posts)Throd
(7,208 posts)cloudbase
(5,520 posts)Who Cut the Cheese.
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)"are there no lunatic asylums?" People who have made this decisive a break with everything resembling reality should be locked away in a place with soft rooms and tall, razor-wire topped walls.
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Aerows
(39,961 posts)of a person that shouldn't be allowed in public without supervision.
zappaman
(20,606 posts)My brother is gay and we are sure it happened when I held him down and farted on his head.
Be careful out there, folks.
pipi_k
(21,020 posts)to one of my sisters
Nobody saw me do it, so I've never gotten blamed for causing her Aspergers Disorder
Generic Brad
(14,275 posts)That is because pigs do not believe in fart demons.
Nevernose
(13,081 posts)Is this guy for real? Is his not some kind of parody or something? Because this is some stupid shit even for a bigot, and that's really saying something.
LiberalElite
(14,691 posts)this is one of those times....
NuclearDem
(16,184 posts)After a night at Chipotle's, I'm pretty sure I could do-in an entire farm.