Arrested for sodomy.

How many of those are still on the road?

SO STOP SAYING THAT!

n/t

nearly barfed up my tofu reading these punny remarks. Thanks to all for the efforts.

Does the wienermobile have hand controls or a joystick?

Showing a wiener in the OP.

You gotta ketchup

It was heading north. I guess it's used for marketing. It was strange to see it.

It's like Mardis Gras but you get to keep your shirt on.

Didn't do well in polls, so the went with OSCAR MAYER.

Sorry! That's a Tiger Stadium allusion, a memory from my youth. The hot dogs in the stands were only available with mustard and/or onions and were called Red Hots.

Get yer Red Hots!

If you wanted ketchup or relish, or whatever, the Red Hot seller would get very cranky, informing you that ketchup, or whatever, was available at the concession under the stands. Red Hots came only with mustard and/or onions and were only available in the stands. The only difference between them and the dogs under the stands was the availability of other condiments, but then they would not be Red Hots.

Briggs/Tiger stadium in Detroit was a wonderful place to watch baseball. The Red Hots were really great, too.

Especially as it happened in some county that looks like it should be called "Cucumberland"