Governor 1% aka Scotty Walker basks

In the glow of his state saving effort to stop the ISIS minded Unions. Unions had been beheading cooperate CEO's all over the state of Wisconsin and only through governor 1% brave stand against this horrific ideology sweeping the state did corporate heads rest easy in their piles of cash. The terroristic unions were about to overwhelm the meek and mild mannered CEO's of Wisconsin with weapons of mass equality like having a say in working conditions and vacation schedules or wages and benefits. If this force for democratic expression of hate and slaughter had not been stopped there is no telling what may have become of governor 1%'s cash contributions, commonly known amongst knowledgeable and wealthy as bribes and pay for play. Now governor 1% can shift his warrior stance and state saving shield to the clearly failing and awful, hideous and ISIL, I mean Union, hiding state park system. Long considered an embarrassment to the citizens of Wisconsin, the state parks will see renewed life after governor 1% gives, er ah I mean sells the parks to the lowest bidder or highest briber, er ah contributor. Thus stanching the humiliating and shameful slide into decrepit and wilderness like condition. You rule Maciavelli, er I mean governor 1%, you reign on.