or it could be a sign, many say god works in mysterious ways.......

or the fajitas were possessed by a malevolent deity!

There's a reason why Jesus says these things.

I know it's a stretch. But I'm tired & giddy.

Those ACA plantiffs could get the whole thing thrown out over lack of standing if they can't prove THEY themselves were hurt by the law.

Plus they bring it with an oven mitt. It doesn't take a genius to figure out that it's hot as hell.

I can't say I've ever had them at Applebee's, but.... yeah.

For eating fajitas at Applebee's.

I think you got it.

Duck or run.

/David Brooks

And isn't the sizzling enough of a warning?

You can't fix stupid.

Every single time, I'd set the skillet on the trivet and warn the table (as if this hissing and popping weren't enough) that it was hot.

About one time in ten, I'd be walking away from the table and hear "Ow! It's HOT!"

the way Bible says to do.

yes, you know they're hot, yes you can hear it sizzling, and see the grease bubbling.

But you are sitting at a restaurant table, your guard is down a little, you don't expect burn hazards. So it makes a ton of sense when the waiter tells me to be careful. When I hear that I don't think "duh", I think "oh yeah thanks for reminding me".

Whether that warning is a legal obligation, that's a different story...

had the desire to pray over fajitas, anywhere. How about you?

I have no idea why such is stupid or offensive to you.

I should have said I never felt the urge to put my face so close to my meal of fajitas while praying.

Man sues The Melting Pot for burning his hand when he stuck it in boiling beer cheese.

shouldn't he sue his god for making him that way?
or maybe his parents?
or how about the public schools - they are always a good whipping boy?