Texas Pro-Life Republicans Just Hahahaha No Seriously For Real This Story Just Read It

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Texas Pro-Life Republicans Just Hahahaha No Seriously For Real This Story Just Read It

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Texas State Rep. Jonathan Stickland (former fetus, current cretin)

Who’s in the mood to watch Texas Republicans slap-fight with each other? Oh, everyone? OK then, let’s do that! The Texas legislature is considering yet another bill to shut down Planned Parenthood because that’s pretty much all the Texas legislature does, when it’s not trying to shut down The Gay and the Supreme Court.



So in anticipation of Planned Parenthood supporters descending on the Capitol to say, “Hey, please stop trying to take away our lady health care,” Texas Right to Life distributed some nifty signage to its most favoritest “pro-life” state representatives so they can make some kind of point (the dumb kind) to them baby-killin’ whores:



One of the signs appeared Wednesday morning on the wall outside Rep. Jonathan Stickland’s office. It identifies the Bedford Republican as a “FORMER FETUS,” using a format similar to the plaques near most members’ doors. […]



“In honor of their visit, I put this sign up on my office door,” Stickland said in a Facebook post with a photo of the sign attached. “Organizations that murder children are not welcome in my office.”

Aww, that’s sweet. Of course, what Texas is really trying to do is exclude Planned Parenthood from the Breast and Cervical Cancer Screening program, which is a little bit different from murdering children, but not in Texas, where cancer prevention and murder is the exact same thing because Texas is awesome, do not mess with it.
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