The Repukes are gonna strap a rocket on his ass and aim him straight to the top of their tower of turds. Bank on it.

The Repukes change their "rising stars" more than they change their socks. They're so desperate to find their own version of Obama but all their candidates are seriously flawed in some way and inspire no one but a fringe, loony minority. First Rubio was their new golden boy, then Ted Cruz. Now it's this lanky, noodle-necked fucknut from Arkansas' turn in the spotlight.

That worked out real well. But this character seems like an ideal loon for the reichwing machine to go all out for, even if he does look like the kind of skeevy perv that trolls the bus station for runaways..