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WASHINGTONClaiming that his operation would be completely dicked over by an influx of product, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly became increasingly worried this week that the recent legalization of marijuana in Washington, D.C. could seriously cut into his business.
Biden, who White House sources confirmed had significantly increased his annual marijuana sales after swiping a state-of-the-art hydroponics unit from a gardening supplies store back in 2012, expressed frustration at the possibility that legalizing the drug would wreak havoc on all of his investments.
Aw, Christ, now everyone will be growing their own herb, said a visibly upset Biden, adding that he was raking it in before D.C. voters approved that horseshit Marijuana Legalization Initiative in a ballot measure last November. Dont get me wrong, Uncle Joe is slinging the dankest nugs in town. But whos going to call me up for an eighth of Purple Trainwreck if they can just grab some buds from their own homegrown stash?
Sure as shit no ones hauling ass all the way to the Lincoln Memorial to meet up with me to score some cheeba anymore, the vice president continued.
Biden stressed that his business had recently been running as smooth as Tennessee trim, becoming especially lucrative after he brought on his buddy Blaze to strong-arm a couple rough and tumble hombres who were muscling in on his turf.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/biden-worries-legalized-weed-in-dc-will-cut-into-h,38210/
OnyxCollie
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(3,813 posts)leftofcool
(19,460 posts)Lochloosa
(16,066 posts)hanging out by the Vietnam Wall....
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sharp_stick
(14,400 posts)should put their Joe Biden clips into book form, I'd buy it in a second.
BumRushDaShow
(129,131 posts)Doctor_J
(36,392 posts)His glass should be half full