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underpants

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Fri Mar 13, 2015, 03:58 PM Mar 2015

Florida man narrowly escapes on riding lawnmower from machete-wielding attacker

http://m.wpxi.com/news/news/national/pbso-man-escapes-on-lawnmower-from-intoxicated-mac/nkSq2/


A man told authorities he was able to narrowly escape an intoxicated, machete-wielding man Monday in Delray Beach by riding off on a lawnmower, according to a report.

>> Machete attacks in South Florida

Jose Rodas Flores, 27, faces charges of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and resisting an officer. He remains in the Palm Beach County Jail without bail.

On Monday, a man doing work near the 10000 block of Atlantic Avenue, west of Delray Beach, told authorities that a person, later identified as Rodas Flores, motioned for him to come over to him. When the man made his way over on the lawnmower, Rodas Flores took a machete out of his jeans and came after him, according to the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s arrest report. The man told authorities he watched his alleged attacker get on a bike, but fell off because he was too intoxicated. PBSO did not indicate in their report if Rodas Flores was drunk at the time.

Deputies found Rodas Flores hiding nearby at his residence in nothing but his boxers. Authorities wrote that he was uncooperative as they took him to their patrol car.
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Florida man narrowly escapes on riding lawnmower from machete-wielding attacker (Original Post) underpants Mar 2015 OP
"took a machete out of his jeans" csziggy Mar 2015 #1
Is that a machete in your pocket are are you glad to see me? Divernan Mar 2015 #4
Any machete I ever owned was sharp enough there wouldn't BE a pocket! csziggy Mar 2015 #6
So Florida man is the good guy this time? snooper2 Mar 2015 #2
Was this the donor source for the penis transplant? Android3.14 Mar 2015 #3
Florida Man's archnemesis, Drunk Machete! NuclearDem Mar 2015 #5

csziggy

(34,136 posts)
6. Any machete I ever owned was sharp enough there wouldn't BE a pocket!
Fri Mar 13, 2015, 04:21 PM
Mar 2015

Maybe that's why the guy was just in his shorts when the police found him - he cut his jeans waistband with the machete and they fell off.

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