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Egnever

(21,506 posts)
Mon Mar 16, 2015, 10:22 PM Mar 2015

Netanyahu Brings Out the Big Gun: Chuck Norris

http://www.bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2015-03-16/netanyahu-brings-out-the-big-gun-chuck-norris

His Likud party trailing in the polls, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu tried giving a speech before the U.S. Congress. He promised that Palestinians would never be granted statehood if he was reelected. But now, with hours remaining before Israelis head to the polls, Bibi is bringing out the biggest gun of all: Chuck Norris.


Oh my!




When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Netanyahu Brings Out the Big Gun: Chuck Norris (Original Post) Egnever Mar 2015 OP
Is that like when Romney brought out his spartan61 Mar 2015 #1
I don't know what that is. Egnever Mar 2015 #2
Reading cue cards...same old Norris. Contrary1 Mar 2015 #3
he sounds condescending samsingh Mar 2015 #4
Bibi might've jinxed himself there. Jamaal510 Mar 2015 #5
Haha! That graphic is awesome! Egnever Mar 2015 #7
a sign of utter desperation spanone Mar 2015 #6
You can usually tell a man by the company he keeps RFKHumphreyObama Mar 2015 #8
Netanyahu sounds desperate to parade this idiot. . B Calm Mar 2015 #9
to be fair, he brought out John Voight too. Yikes. what a duo. cali Mar 2015 #10
Wow all the big hitters! Egnever Mar 2015 #11
Oh, No he didn't! Oh my.. Cha Mar 2015 #12
Curse you, Bruce Lee.!... JHB Mar 2015 #13
That's hilarious! jen63 Mar 2015 #14
Isn't Norris cowering under the thousand years of darkness that's here due to Obama? Blue_Adept Mar 2015 #15
How much did they pay him to do this "commercial"? davidpdx Mar 2015 #16

spartan61

(2,091 posts)
1. Is that like when Romney brought out his
Mon Mar 16, 2015, 10:35 PM
Mar 2015

big gun at the GOP convention? Clint Eastwood talking to an empty chair. How did that work out for him?

 

Egnever

(21,506 posts)
2. I don't know what that is.
Mon Mar 16, 2015, 10:38 PM
Mar 2015

I find it bizarre to tell you the truth.

Of course the Clint Eastwood thing was bizarre as well.

RFKHumphreyObama

(15,164 posts)
8. You can usually tell a man by the company he keeps
Tue Mar 17, 2015, 05:15 AM
Mar 2015

True for both of them

I can't imagine that a washed up irrelevant movie star who sounds so flat and insipid in his pitch for Netanyahu would be that much of a drawcard but then maybe I'm missing something

JHB

(37,160 posts)
13. Curse you, Bruce Lee.!...
Tue Mar 17, 2015, 06:40 AM
Mar 2015

...for teaching Norris the value of having control of the script.

If you hadn't done that, Norris would still be known mainly as "karate teacher to the Hollywood stars".

jen63

(813 posts)
14. That's hilarious!
Tue Mar 17, 2015, 08:44 AM
Mar 2015

My kid is 21; he and his friends would write "Chuck Norris" on their test papers if they didn't know the answer to a question on it! Funny shit!

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