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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsRomney Pays Surprise Visit to ........LOL.... Borowitz does it again.
Romney Pays Surprise Visit to his Money in the CaymansNo Timetable for Withdrawal, Says Presumptive Nominee
CAYMAN ISLANDS (The Borowitz Report) In an uncharacteristically emotional scene for the presumptive GOP nominee, Mitt Romney today paid a surprise visit to his money in the Cayman Islands.
Speaking in a bank vault surrounded by stacks of cash, Mr. Romney praised his money for the brave work you have done in the never-ending fight for freedom from Federal income tax.
Thanks to your hard work, losers around the world are envious of me, he added. For that I salute you.
Stressing that his moneys mission in the Caymans was far from over, he refused to set any timetable for withdrawal.
In a reference to his bid for the Presidency, Mr. Romney told his money, It would be an honor and a privilege to have my face on you someday.
After plunging into the stacks of cash to touch many of the dollar bills individually, Mr. Romney boarded his private jet to pay a surprise visit to Switzerland.
In other political news, Newt Gingrich suspended his presidential bid today, telling reporters: A campaign is like a wife. When its on life-support, its time to leave.
http://www.borowitzreport.com/2012/05/02/romney-pays-surprise-visit-to-his-money-in-the-caymans/
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Romney Pays Surprise Visit to ........LOL.... Borowitz does it again. (Original Post)
Ichingcarpenter
May 2012
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left on green only
(1,484 posts)1. Great article!
And the punchline about Newt Getricher was the thing that made the Coca Cola stream out of my nostrils.
Cali_Democrat
(30,439 posts)2. Brilliant. n/t
PatrynXX
(5,668 posts)3. should I assume divorce number 3 on the way? n/t
deacon
(5,967 posts)4. Love it. k/r
myrna minx
(22,772 posts)5. LOL.
malaise
(269,157 posts)6. Delish
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