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skip fox

(19,359 posts)
Sun Mar 22, 2015, 10:13 AM Mar 2015

"My brain's stuck on jam!" . . . Please come CAPTION Rick Santorum!!



Rick ("It's your nickel&quot Santorum is saying: "It was all a simple and obvious test, just to show lame-stream media how grossly unfair they are to Republicans. When I called candidate Obama an "anit-war, government nig- . . ." they all thought I was going to say a certain word, and we all know what that word is. . . But I was just testing them . . . I was really going to call him an "anti-war, government nickelodeon" on account of the cheap tunes he kept repeating back then. . . . What's so hard to believe about that? . . . Geez! I don't know how my critics come up with this crap sometime!"


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above CAPTION based on the following DU clip:


http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026398322
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"My brain's stuck on jam!" . . . Please come CAPTION Rick Santorum!! (Original Post) skip fox Mar 2015 OP
"My pants are really, really heavy right now. Will you pray with me?" randome Mar 2015 #1
"Listen, I'm NOT a racist! Get it? skip fox Mar 2015 #2
and they call me frothy for no real reason--at least they can not call me a n****** dembotoz Mar 2015 #3
"Sure it's a Christian nation! Isn't there a prayer before the Superbowl?" skip fox Mar 2015 #4
D...d....d... hifiguy Mar 2015 #5
 

randome

(34,845 posts)
1. "My pants are really, really heavy right now. Will you pray with me?"
Sun Mar 22, 2015, 10:27 AM
Mar 2015

[hr][font color="blue"][center]The truth doesn’t always set you free.
Sometimes it builds a bigger cage around the one you’re already in.
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skip fox

(19,359 posts)
2. "Listen, I'm NOT a racist! Get it?
Sun Mar 22, 2015, 12:42 PM
Mar 2015

After all, all I said is f everybody would just act more white, we'd get along much better. . . What's so racist about that?"

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