General Discussion

rurallib

(62,448 posts) Wed Apr 1, 2015, 04:37 PM Apr 2015

Anyone here chosen to turn gay today?

Note: the following poll is intended to be humorous.
If you do not find this humorous, please confront yourself in a mirror

7 votes, 0 passes \| Time left: Unlimited
	Yes, I did
	2 (29%)
	Yes, but I am changing back tommorrow
	1 (14%)
	Just shopping
	1 (14%)
	No, but make me an offer
	2 (29%)
	Not today, but maybe bi and bi
	1 (14%)
	I am heterosexual for the pizza
	0 (0%)
	not telling
	0 (0%)
	0 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
Show usernames Disclaimer: This is an Internet poll

41 replies

= new reply since forum marked as read

Highlight:

Anyone here chosen to turn gay today? (Original Post) rurallib Apr 2015 OP

I usually turn gay midway through the afternoon when Ellen comes on, then back to hetero NoJusticeNoPeace Apr 2015 #1

It's actually pretty common... TeeYiYi Apr 2015 #34

I thought I would wait until Sunday. HappyMe Apr 2015 #2

gay MFM008 Apr 2015 #3

Being gay is not a choice. KMOD Apr 2015 #4

That's what my Gay friend told me at work! ismnotwasm Apr 2015 #6

isn't there a vaccine? Or did the international anti-vaxer group kill it? rurallib Apr 2015 #8

The Gay Vaccines are in clinical trials in Indiana ismnotwasm Apr 2015 #11

Today I am happy..... sdfernando Apr 2015 #5

Sure. Wednesday is hump day. TheCowsCameHome Apr 2015 #7

no, but I haven't been to prison today mythology Apr 2015 #9

Choose? It's not so much a choose as a reaction to environment. Like chameleons. KittyWampus Apr 2015 #10

I did this morning long enough to have sex with myself. ieoeja Apr 2015 #12

now that's a good one! CTyankee Apr 2015 #19

You meet a better class of people that way. lol nt clarice Apr 2015 #40

You know when You are Bi... yuiyoshida Apr 2015 #13

No, but I did experiment with being a panromantic asexual for a couple of hours. Comrade Grumpy Apr 2015 #14

Thought about it... SomethingFishy Apr 2015 #15

Can it really be a choice because in order to be gay you have to dedicate your life... joeybee12 Apr 2015 #16

I thought Satan was jsut an added bonus rurallib Apr 2015 #17

Oh no, he's in control of everything...gays, abortion, Nancy Pelosi...nt joeybee12 Apr 2015 #23

Just for the superpowers. NuclearDem Apr 2015 #18

Someone has to explain the turning process first. I heard Pope Pat the First say it will lead to Rex Apr 2015 #20

No, but I am considering cross dressing in Denison Texas. Downwinder Apr 2015 #21

...figured to myself how hard can this be? Sheepshank Apr 2015 #22

No Just Happy...but not Gay! Stallion Apr 2015 #24

still gay irisblue Apr 2015 #25

they need to upgrade the incentives; toaster ovens just are not enough Skittles Apr 2015 #26

You have to remember it comes with a toaster oven cover jeff47 Apr 2015 #27

I'm hoping for a tea kettle. Sheldon Cooper Apr 2015 #35

I was wondering treestar Apr 2015 #28

I think the key here is that Pat needed more time to raise more money rurallib Apr 2015 #29

oh shoot, I wanted to click on more than one choice! 2banon Apr 2015 #30

I thought about it mercuryblues Apr 2015 #31

I was thinking about it yesterday KamaAina Apr 2015 #32

I'm thinking about choosing to turn Mongolian this evening. nt Zorra Apr 2015 #33

Not today, but there's always tomorrow. nt ohnoyoudidnt Apr 2015 #36

Speaking of humorous. This song about gay marriage is hilarious. Liberal Veteran Apr 2015 #37

sort of like zombies but they don't want to eat you rurallib Apr 2015 #38

AND I've decided to become Black, Hispanic and an immigrant just to piss of the GOP. n/t pampango Apr 2015 #39

now that is going the extra mile! rurallib Apr 2015 #41

NoJusticeNoPeace

(5,018 posts)

1. I usually turn gay midway through the afternoon when Ellen comes on, then back to hetero

Reply to rurallib (Original post)

Wed Apr 1, 2015, 04:40 PM

Apr 2015

after dinner.

Doesn't everybody?

TeeYiYi

(8,028 posts)

34. It's actually pretty common...

Reply to NoJusticeNoPeace (Reply #1)

Thu Apr 2, 2015, 02:53 PM

Apr 2015

My little sister turns gay every time she sees JLo or Lady Gaga.

Her girl crushes make sense to me. I'm always gay for JLo!

TYY

HappyMe

(20,277 posts)

2. I thought I would wait until Sunday.

Reply to rurallib (Original post)

Wed Apr 1, 2015, 04:40 PM

Apr 2015

You know, Easter and the whole spring/new life thing. I'll change back to straight Monday.

MFM008

(19,818 posts)

3. gay

Reply to rurallib (Original post)

Wed Apr 1, 2015, 04:41 PM

Apr 2015

every day that ends in Q.

KMOD

(7,906 posts)

4. Being gay is not a choice.

Reply to rurallib (Original post)

Wed Apr 1, 2015, 04:41 PM

Apr 2015

You become gay when you catch it from a gay person.

Sheesh. I thought everyone new this.

ismnotwasm

(42,008 posts)

6. That's what my Gay friend told me at work!

Reply to KMOD (Reply #4)

Wed Apr 1, 2015, 04:45 PM

Apr 2015

He said he caught the Gay, and was afraid I might catch it. I told him I already had the Gay, and I'm pretty sure I'm immune now

rurallib

(62,448 posts)

8. isn't there a vaccine? Or did the international anti-vaxer group kill it?

Reply to ismnotwasm (Reply #6)

Wed Apr 1, 2015, 04:47 PM

Apr 2015

ismnotwasm

(42,008 posts)

11. The Gay Vaccines are in clinical trials in Indiana

Reply to rurallib (Reply #8)

Wed Apr 1, 2015, 04:50 PM

Apr 2015

I heard the company conducting the trials might move though....

sdfernando

(4,941 posts)

5. Today I am happy.....

Reply to rurallib (Original post)

Wed Apr 1, 2015, 04:43 PM

Apr 2015

we will see if I remain happy tomorrow or if I go sad.

TheCowsCameHome

(40,168 posts)

7. Sure. Wednesday is hump day.

Reply to rurallib (Original post)

Wed Apr 1, 2015, 04:46 PM

Apr 2015

mythology

(9,527 posts)

9. no, but I haven't been to prison today

Reply to rurallib (Original post)

Wed Apr 1, 2015, 04:48 PM

Apr 2015

And as we all know thanks to world renowned neurosurgeon and probable presidential candidate Ben Carson, that's where guys choose to be gay.

Please note I'm making fun of the idiot considering running for president, not sexual assaults in prison.

KittyWampus

(55,894 posts)

10. Choose? It's not so much a choose as a reaction to environment. Like chameleons.

Reply to rurallib (Original post)

Wed Apr 1, 2015, 04:48 PM

Apr 2015

ieoeja

(9,748 posts)

12. I did this morning long enough to have sex with myself.

Reply to rurallib (Original post)

Wed Apr 1, 2015, 04:53 PM

Apr 2015

Can't get any more same-gender than self. I guess that pretty much makes most of us gay.

Ich bin ein gayer!

CTyankee

(63,912 posts)

19. now that's a good one!

Reply to ieoeja (Reply #12)

Wed Apr 1, 2015, 05:14 PM

Apr 2015

clarice

(5,504 posts)

40. You meet a better class of people that way. lol nt

Reply to ieoeja (Reply #12)

Thu Apr 2, 2015, 04:52 PM

Apr 2015

yuiyoshida

(41,861 posts)

13. You know when You are Bi...

Reply to rurallib (Original post)

Wed Apr 1, 2015, 04:56 PM

Apr 2015

You tend to fall one way or another, depending on the wind blowing and the curvature of the earth... well actually, that last part, I made that up, just cause it sounded so scientifically sound but its not true! Of course, being on the earth helps... not too substantial in space, since humans are probably scarce.

Comrade Grumpy

(13,184 posts)

14. No, but I did experiment with being a panromantic asexual for a couple of hours.

Reply to rurallib (Original post)

Wed Apr 1, 2015, 04:56 PM

Apr 2015

Then I got bored.

SomethingFishy

(4,876 posts)

15. Thought about it...

Reply to rurallib (Original post)

Wed Apr 1, 2015, 05:00 PM

Apr 2015

Persecution, hatred, ignorance, intolerance, discrimination, bad jokes, lousy pizza.... Hell Yes.. Where do I sign up?

joeybee12

(56,177 posts)

16. Can it really be a choice because in order to be gay you have to dedicate your life...

Reply to rurallib (Original post)

Wed Apr 1, 2015, 05:02 PM

Apr 2015

to Satan...and doesn't Satan decide for you?

rurallib

(62,448 posts)

17. I thought Satan was jsut an added bonus

Reply to joeybee12 (Reply #16)

Wed Apr 1, 2015, 05:04 PM

Apr 2015

that comes in the package

joeybee12

(56,177 posts)

23. Oh no, he's in control of everything...gays, abortion, Nancy Pelosi...nt

Reply to rurallib (Reply #17)

Wed Apr 1, 2015, 05:26 PM

Apr 2015

NuclearDem

(16,184 posts)

18. Just for the superpowers.

Reply to rurallib (Original post)

Wed Apr 1, 2015, 05:12 PM

Apr 2015

Rex

(65,616 posts)

20. Someone has to explain the turning process first. I heard Pope Pat the First say it will lead to

Reply to rurallib (Original post)

Wed Apr 1, 2015, 05:22 PM

Apr 2015

excessive pornography and masterbation...but I do that already so am confused and now lacking insight. Pope Pat looks like he might be the grandmasterbation avatar and also said Satan would come out of my bunghole and torment me on my birthdays.

Downwinder

(12,869 posts)

21. No, but I am considering cross dressing in Denison Texas.

Reply to rurallib (Original post)

Wed Apr 1, 2015, 05:24 PM

Apr 2015

Sheepshank

(12,504 posts)

22. ...figured to myself how hard can this be?

Reply to rurallib (Original post)

Wed Apr 1, 2015, 05:26 PM

Apr 2015

but no matter how hard I tried I couldn't become gay.

Damn those fucking liars who said I could simply chose and "kabloowee" I'd be gay. Now I'm gonna have to fake it for the pizza party

Stallion

(6,476 posts)

24. No Just Happy...but not Gay!

Reply to rurallib (Original post)

Wed Apr 1, 2015, 09:21 PM

Apr 2015

irisblue

(33,022 posts)

25. still gay

Reply to rurallib (Original post)

Wed Apr 1, 2015, 09:23 PM

Apr 2015

honestly a femme dyke for tomorrows as well

Skittles

(153,193 posts)

26. they need to upgrade the incentives; toaster ovens just are not enough

Reply to rurallib (Original post)

Wed Apr 1, 2015, 09:25 PM

Apr 2015

ya know?

jeff47

(26,549 posts)

27. You have to remember it comes with a toaster oven cover

Reply to Skittles (Reply #26)

Wed Apr 1, 2015, 09:38 PM

Apr 2015

that is VERY tasteful.

Sheldon Cooper

(3,724 posts)

35. I'm hoping for a tea kettle.

Reply to Skittles (Reply #26)

Thu Apr 2, 2015, 03:16 PM

Apr 2015

Maybe with a nice cozy?

treestar

(82,383 posts)

28. I was wondering

Reply to rurallib (Original post)

Wed Apr 1, 2015, 09:38 PM

Apr 2015

According to Pat Robertson, etc., we should all have turned gay long ago; several states now have gay marriage - shouldn't the first one have turned us all gay and ruined the institution of marriage? I don't understand why it is taking so long.