So...now it's illegal to have a pocket knife and spines just

break themselves? Wow. We would never have known these things without the superior intelligence of policemen. I guess living in a police state will solve all societal and medical problems. Once a Republican becomes President, corporate theocratic fascism will probably cure cancer, climate change and world hunger. Of course led by the collective scientific mindset obviously prevalent in police forces across the nation. What a wonderous future we have ahead of us.