First she says gay marriage is real bads and caused massive floods and then she says Jesus will come back if Da Gays keep hitching up. Doesn't she want Jesus to come back? Isn't that what Christians have been praying to happen for nearly two thousand years? Shouldn't she be demanding that all Da Gays get married Right Fucking Now?

I guess I'm also confused.

she says that like it's a bad thing. Of course, it would be bad for her if Jesus returned and then started marrying teh gays.

ask them who Adam & Eve's children married?

18. And the sons of Noah, that went forth from the ark, were Shem, and Ham, and Japheth; and Ham is the father of Canaan.
19. These three were the sons of Noah, and of these was the whole earth overspread.
20. And Noah the husbandman began, and planted a vineyard.
21. And he drank of the wine, and was drunken; and he was uncovered within his tent.
22. And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without.
23. And Shem and Japheth took a garment, and laid it upon both their shoulders, and went backward, and covered the nakedness of their father; and their faces were backward, and they saw not their father's nakedness.
24. And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his youngest son had done unto him.
a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.
25. And he said: Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.

Now, if old Noah was asleep and he woke up and saw that he was covered with the garment, how did he know at that moment that Ham had "just looked" at him? Good question. Of course, he did not "just look." "Saw the nakedness of his father" was obviously one of those wonderful biblical euphemisms for boinking. I guess these guys were so horny that just seeing someone else's naked body meant that all control was lost.

their houses, their cars, even their kitties and puppies.

Just like Pat Robertson does.

Just could not stand the thought of the grind.

What if the Joel Osteens, the Jerry Falwells, the Pat Robertsons, etc. were all actually con artists!?!?

Have you reached a conclusion?

I won't reveal the spoiler.

They are all honest, good people who work hard and use the donations they receive to further the message of Jesus.

Types I wonder? A lot of churches have tithes, but the most vocal hate-mongers seem to want to rip off their congregation. Those kinds of church people seem to want to pay for permission not only to be a bigoted asshole, but to be exclusive--like to talk about "hell" for just about everyone but themselves.

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God, being all knowing, surely knew that Ham and Noah were going to be an item after the flood so why did he allow Ham on the boat?

After all *God* is omniscient. So, he knows the future. He know, in advance, that the people he created will do naughty things. He knows that he will get pissed off because they do. He also knows he will slaughter them long before it actually happens.

I'd call that premeditation.