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MrMickeysMom

(20,453 posts)
Mon Apr 27, 2015, 05:54 PM Apr 2015

Michele Bachmann says the Rapture is coming: 'Rejoice'

Daily Kos Ref: http://www.dailykos.com/story/2015/04/25/1379546/-Michele-Bachmann-says-the-Rapture-is-coming-Rejoice

Looks like the apocalypse to me!
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Former Rep. Michele Bachmann is very excited that the world may be coming to an end. Iran may be getting the bomb, and gay people are getting married these days, and all of this is wonderful news because it means Israel is going to be destroyed and there will be wars and plagues and famines and that means Jesus is going to come back to fly all the bestest Bachmann-approving-of Christians into heaven while her enemies get left to rot in whatever post-nuclear wasteland comes next. You think we are making this up. We are not making this up.


"Jesus Christ is coming back. We, in our lifetimes potentially, could see Jesus Christ returning to Earth, the Rapture of the Church."…so, sayeth the craziest bag-o-nuts to ever have been seen in Congress

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Michele Bachmann says the Rapture is coming: 'Rejoice' (Original Post) MrMickeysMom Apr 2015 OP
She'd be left behind because she is such a dick! upaloopa Apr 2015 #1
Problem? HassleCat Apr 2015 #2
Hell-NO! He's staying on earth to rule with these two... MrMickeysMom Apr 2015 #7
. . . hifiguy Apr 2015 #10
Well, we see she hangs out with two nut jobs. I am wondering if Marcus did a Thinkingabout Apr 2015 #3
She said Obama was responsible for bringing out "end of days". when Barack retold this over NoJusticeNoPeace Apr 2015 #4
Thanks, Obama! Arugula Latte Apr 2015 #5
!!! MrMickeysMom Apr 2015 #6
Someone please tell her RobertEarl Apr 2015 #8
Can't come soon enough if all the religulous imbeciles hifiguy Apr 2015 #9
If the saying Runningdawg Apr 2015 #11

Thinkingabout

(30,058 posts)
3. Well, we see she hangs out with two nut jobs. I am wondering if Marcus did a
Mon Apr 27, 2015, 06:03 PM
Apr 2015

Therapy treatment on her and convinced her God does and left her in charge.

NoJusticeNoPeace

(5,018 posts)
4. She said Obama was responsible for bringing out "end of days". when Barack retold this over
Mon Apr 27, 2015, 06:07 PM
Apr 2015

the weekend it was the only time he broke character and laughed at his own joke, something he is guilty of doing a lot before this weekend.

He was flawless this weekend

Michelle actually believes this, imagine having dinner with her

 

RobertEarl

(13,685 posts)
8. Someone please tell her
Mon Apr 27, 2015, 06:35 PM
Apr 2015

The rapture came and went and she's still here, in republican hell with the rest of us.

 

hifiguy

(33,688 posts)
9. Can't come soon enough if all the religulous imbeciles
Mon Apr 27, 2015, 06:39 PM
Apr 2015

get taken away.

There should be lots of nice houses and cars awaiting liberation should it come to pass.

The important question is "Will Jebus remember to bring potato salad?"

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