I'm tired of reading otherwise.

It's just good manners.

demeaning those of us who wear gizzards as brooches? Insisting that we know nothing of meat? Accusing us of quacking in our boots?

Look, I'm fine with the pedorganistas - that's their choice. But I've had it with them stuffing it down our gullets.

If you want to make jewelry out of something that was clearly always intended to be footwear, go right ahead.

No one will point and snicker and throw cream pies. Unless, of course, they happen to have some cream pies for just that purpose.

Or bought a cream pie from the Pies For Gizzard Defilers R Us stores that will surely spring up on every corner.

So really.... your choice.

On the plus side, I hear that whipped cream makes a marvelous hair conditioner.

Meat is jewelry.

How many times does this have to be said?

It's just a yolk.

I've run afowl of the game.

I am tired of holding my nose and voting for the same old/same old Chicken-Gizzards-on-Your-Head candidates.

It's time for change.

Try to convince the voters of Iowa to wear gizzards on their feet. When have they ever done that before?

BTW, you sound angry. And afraid, I think.

... chicken gizzards where they were meant to be worn - until someone pries those poultry innards from my cold, dead toes.

Give me liverty or give me death, huh?

Whatevs.

Just don't tread on me. Yuck!

This isn't an Asian thing....

But you still own this:

because some people find them yummy! You wouldn't want to waste food would you?

Waste not, want not:

We have much in common - I love offal as well.

Just not on my feet.

When journalists were real men, and real men kept fuckin' those chickens.

is likely to bring Skinner out of his lair.

Just sayin'.

You dint!!