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Okay, that does it! I am investing in horse sperm! (Original Post) leftofcool May 2015 OP
And if I hadn't put on all the weight I could have ridden him/her. Dang...n/t monmouth4 May 2015 #1
I though bull semen was worth more? niyad May 2015 #2
I think it's called "bull shot." CTyankee May 2015 #6
Artificial insemination ain't legal in horse racing...you'll have to by the whole horse HereSince1628 May 2015 #3
It sure ain't easy on the mare...kinda rough sex... CTyankee May 2015 #7
I here by recluse myself..... daleanime May 2015 #4
You are not alone. NOLALady May 2015 #5
I hear it's going places…. KittyWampus May 2015 #8
Dunno about horses.... Bigmack May 2015 #9
You want to know how to make a small fortune in the horse breeding business? Gothmog May 2015 #10
There is a similar saying in motor racing. A HERETIC I AM May 2015 #11
My step brother sells bull sperm Runningdawg May 2015 #12
I'm not gonna ask about how he gathers the donations AnnieBW May 2015 #14
I am 100%` behind our Navy and its semen! pinboy3niner May 2015 #13

niyad

(113,550 posts)
2. I though bull semen was worth more?
Sat May 2, 2015, 07:00 PM
May 2015

anybody here remember the episode of LA Law that dealt with bull semen?

daleanime

(17,796 posts)
4. I here by recluse myself.....
Sat May 2, 2015, 07:04 PM
May 2015

with what popped into my mind first, I should not be allowed to join this discussion.

 

Bigmack

(8,020 posts)
9. Dunno about horses....
Sat May 2, 2015, 07:40 PM
May 2015

When I raised a few hogs it wasn't worth having a boar around.

I got my boar semen from these guys.
http://internationalboarsemen.us/

My wife used to ask if it was good for me, and if I wanted a cigarette after using some boar-in-a-bottle on one of my sows. She knows I don't smoke.

Like they say in Texas... "He was a great hog breeder... until they caught him at it!"

Gothmog

(145,553 posts)
10. You want to know how to make a small fortune in the horse breeding business?
Sat May 2, 2015, 08:19 PM
May 2015

Start with a large fortune

A HERETIC I AM

(24,376 posts)
11. There is a similar saying in motor racing.
Sat May 2, 2015, 08:22 PM
May 2015

"How do you make a million dollars in Indy Car Racing?"

"Start with five million."

Runningdawg

(4,522 posts)
12. My step brother sells bull sperm
Sat May 2, 2015, 09:48 PM
May 2015

He has 3 different um...donors, with different prices. 1000-2500 a shot. He overnights all over the world.

AnnieBW

(10,454 posts)
14. I'm not gonna ask about how he gathers the donations
Sun May 3, 2015, 12:19 AM
May 2015

I mean, how do you wank off a bull? Very carefully.

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