Vote for me...or at least buy my book.

All (but one or two) of the anticipated or announced republican candidates have released new books since the beginning of the year. I don't think that any of them have any hopes of doing anything other than getting free press time to sell their books to gullible idiots.

Are the repukes that have announced really running for office or are they actually selling their new books on campaign stops? You say "Campaigning" I say "Book Tour". Let's call the whole thing off.


Sen. Marco Rubio: "American Dreams: Restoring Economic Opportunity for Everyone," Jan. 15

Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee: "God, Guns, Grits and Gravy," Jan. 20

Kentucky Sen. Rand Paul: “Taking a Stand: Moving Beyond Partisan Politics to Unite America," June 2

Ted Cruz: “A Time for Truth: Reigniting the Miracle of America” is set for June 30 ..

Carly Fiorina: "Rising to the Challenge: My Leadership Journey," came out one day after she announced her intent to run.

Ben Carson always has a book for sale at Costco and I think there's a new one every time I go.

I think that Jeb is the only one who doesn't have a current book, but the gullible rw fools can always purchase one of his older releases.

So remember, if you cannot funnel the candidates money directly via a Super PAC, you can always purchase a few thousand copies of hamster cage liner. Just remember to keep your receipt in exchange for political favors down the line.