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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsI was looking for a recipe when this caught my eye: Dieting Under Stress
"DIETING UNDER STRESS
This diet is designed to help you cope with the stresses that build up during the day.
BREAKFAST:
1/2 grapefruit
1 slice whole wheat toast, dry
8 oz. skim milk
LUNCH:
4 oz. lean broiled chicken breast
1 c. steamed spinach
1 c. herb tea
1 Oreo cookie
MID-AFTERNOON SNACK:
Rest of Oreos in package
2 pt. Rocky Road ice cream
1 jar hot fudge sauce
Nuts, cherries, whipped cream
DINNER:
2 loaves garlic bread with cheese
Large sausage, mushroom & cheese pizza
4 cans or 1 lg. pitcher of beer
3 MILKY WAY® or SNICKERS® candy bars
LATE EVENING NEWS:
Entire frozen cheesecake eaten directly from freezer
Rules for this diet.
1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.
2. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are cancelled out by the diet soda.
3. When you eat with someone else, calories don't count if you don't eat more than they do.
4. Food eaten for medicinal purposes never counts, such as hot chocolate, brandy, toast and Sara Lee Cheesecake.
5. If you fatten up everyone else around you, then you look thinner.
6. Movie related foods do not have additional calories because they are part of the entire entertainment package and not part of one's personal fuel, such as Milk Duds, Buttered Popcorn, Junior Mints, Red Hots and Tootsie Rolls.
7. Cookie pieces contain no calories. The process of breaking causes calorie leakage.
8. Things licked off knives and spoons have no calories if you are in the process of preparing something. Examples: Peanut butter on a knife making a sandwich or ice cream on a spoon making a sundae."
http://www.cooks.com/recipe/tk9e030r/dieting-under-stress.html
CaliforniaPeggy
(149,681 posts)midnight
(26,624 posts)CaliforniaPeggy
(149,681 posts)AtomicKitten
(46,585 posts)1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.
2. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are cancelled out by the diet soda.
3. When you eat with someone else, calories don't count if you don't eat more than they do.
4. Food eaten for medicinal purposes never counts, such as hot chocolate, brandy, toast and Sara Lee Cheesecake.
5. If you fatten up everyone else around you, then you look thinner.
6. Movie related foods do not have additional calories because they are part of the entire entertainment package and not part of one's personal fuel, such as Milk Duds, Buttered Popcorn, Junior Mints, Red Hots and Tootsie Rolls.
7. Cookie pieces contain no calories. The process of breaking causes calorie leakage.
8. Things licked off knives and spoons have no calories if you are in the process of preparing something. Examples: Peanut butter on a knife making a sandwich or ice cream on a spoon making a sundae."
midnight
(26,624 posts)LiberalElite
(14,691 posts)merrily
(45,251 posts)breakfast. Then, I kept reading.
midnight
(26,624 posts)flygal
(3,231 posts)merrily
(45,251 posts)then there has been an occasion when I had one cookie.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)freshwest
(53,661 posts)Be dead if I ate that way for a day.