He is your typical teapartier.

about that ridiculous looking rug on his head.

The wig is literally on my TV screen right now (the latest Total Gym informercial).

OMFG this cannot be unseen.

someone with a dead animal on their head! And any company that chooses that idiot as their spokesperson must have a lousy product to sell.

I strongly suspect there is very little of substance blundering around in that toupee topped cranium, of his.

Mr. Secessionist traitor bastard's brain is affected by roadkill adhesive.

My area with a bunch of white people, and having them vote Republican! Oh the Horrors!

Maybe I should write a column for the World Nut Daily about this white overthrow of our great land!

more than 40 years ago.

This is a guy who, as one critic put it, has the screen presence of a kumquat. If it weren't for the cachet of being Bruce Lee's opponent in arguably the best fight scene of Lee's career, none of us would ever have heard of Chuck Norris.

And let me add, the greatness of that scene had nothing to do with Chuck Norris. It was all Bruce Lee's fight choreography. Chuck Norris is one lucky, lucky moron.

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Fight scenes. Why not? He was the greatest martial artist in the world.

ETA - in a shoot (real) fight, Lee could have killed Chuckles deader than a stone in 30-45 seconds without breaking a sweat or messing up his hair.

Don't ask me to locate it, possibly Black Belt magazine ~1980's.

I think Bill Wallace ("Superfoot&quot may have given him a good kick or two to the head as well.

...was teaching Norris about having control of the script.

Without that lesson, Norris would have gone back to being "karate teacher to the stars".

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...I think it washes off on you.

He's a fool and always has been. I am puzzled as to why anybody even reports on what he says, as nobody I'm aware of gives a fat shit!

Ever since Chuck Norris won his first Academy Award He just hasn't been the same. . . .