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This week, God, who is good, demonstrated his disapproval of golf, which is bad, by opening up a series of big-ass sinkholes under Top of the Rock golf course near Branson, Missouri, including one spanning 80 feet across. In his infinite grace, no one was harmed.
According to sinkhole expert Doug Gouzie, the portals to Hell are likely the result of recent rainfall (an unknowable elemental force ultimately controlled by Our Father in heaven). From the Springfield News-Leader:
Any time you see a big collapse with vertical walls, that quite possibly is the result of a cave below that collapsed.
Recent heavy rains in the area likely played a huge role in the sinkholes formation, Gouzie said. Rain will flow downward, following cracks in the rock below, eventually working its way to the cave roof.
http://gawker.com/benevolent-god-smites-missouri-golf-course-with-giant-s-1706655530
IDemo
(16,926 posts)Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)That makes the game WAY easier!
libdem4life
(13,877 posts)Going to need some mass-produced Arks soon. Dude, we're not Egypt...what's with the drought, and the floods...what's next...Locusts?
jmowreader
(50,559 posts)The mass-produced ark capital of America - Lebanon, Mo. - is less than 100 miles from this golf course!
MADem
(135,425 posts)ChairmanAgnostic
(28,017 posts)steve2470
(37,457 posts)bluesbassman
(19,374 posts)Spirochete
(5,264 posts)a 6 iron to hit out of that trap?