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babylonsister

(171,092 posts)
Wed May 27, 2015, 11:27 AM May 2015

Obama To Invade Texas…With Temporary Housing, Clean Water, Food And Cash (VIDEO)


By Charles Topher
May 27, 2015
Obama To Invade Texas…With Temporary Housing, Clean Water, Food And Cash (VIDEO)


Floods of (ahem) biblical proportions have ravaged Texas this week, sparking questions about Texas’ refusal to install a floodplain management plan or offer funding for flood prevention infrastructure to its cities and towns.

One thing is clear, and that’s that Texas will need some serious help.

In the wake of the “Jade Helm” controversy, you know, the one where the President is gearing up for an invasion of real estate already under his purview, the President has shown that he has no hard feelings. Regardless of the stupidity exhibited by Texas Republicans and fueled by ignorance, POTUS is committed to making sure the people of Texas in need of relief will be taken care of.

As with Hurricane Sandy and the tornadoes that swept through Oklahoma, the President has pledged to do whatever he can, as swiftly as he can, to put people hurting from natural disaster back on their feet.

FEMA is already on the ground, and the President is ready for the expected “significant requests” he expects from Governor Abbott.

FEMA can be expected to help those misplaced when their homes were lost, as well as people in need of food and clean water.


Don’t worry, Texans. We won’t call you lazy for needing a helping hand.

Watch President Obama pledge to invade Texas with FEMA to aid flood victims-video at link~

http://www.ifyouonlynews.com/videos/obama-to-invade-texas-with-temporary-housing-clean-water-food-and-cash-video/
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Obama To Invade Texas…With Temporary Housing, Clean Water, Food And Cash (VIDEO) (Original Post) babylonsister May 2015 OP
Oh, noes! Obama is bringing FEMA camps to Texas! MineralMan May 2015 #1
So Texas is too weak and lazy moondust May 2015 #2
Just once I'd like to see one of these states turn down the assistance. Stardust May 2015 #3
Will ABBOTT have CHRISTIE's -uh- "decency" to thank the President?!1 Will Ted NUGENT?!1 UTUSN May 2015 #4
In related news, Abbott calls for more guns to shoot at the sky to prevent flooding, like Perry. n/t freshwest May 2015 #5
All part of his diabolical plan... louis-t May 2015 #6

moondust

(20,006 posts)
2. So Texas is too weak and lazy
Wed May 27, 2015, 12:13 PM
May 2015

to do it all without the help of Big Bad Gubmit? Pathetic.

Give 'em the Sandy treatment, boys.

Stardust

(3,894 posts)
3. Just once I'd like to see one of these states turn down the assistance.
Wed May 27, 2015, 12:21 PM
May 2015

Then maybe their electorate would wake up.

UTUSN

(70,742 posts)
4. Will ABBOTT have CHRISTIE's -uh- "decency" to thank the President?!1 Will Ted NUGENT?!1
Wed May 27, 2015, 12:56 PM
May 2015

(Explanation: NUGENT campaigns for and bootlicks Texas wingnut office squatters.)

louis-t

(23,297 posts)
6. All part of his diabolical plan...
Wed May 27, 2015, 12:57 PM
May 2015

Make them dependent on the gubmint, then take it all away if they refuse to be taken over.

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