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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsObama To Invade Texas…With Temporary Housing, Clean Water, Food And Cash (VIDEO)
By Charles Topher
May 27, 2015
Obama To Invade Texas With Temporary Housing, Clean Water, Food And Cash (VIDEO)
Floods of (ahem) biblical proportions have ravaged Texas this week, sparking questions about Texas refusal to install a floodplain management plan or offer funding for flood prevention infrastructure to its cities and towns.
One thing is clear, and thats that Texas will need some serious help.
In the wake of the Jade Helm controversy, you know, the one where the President is gearing up for an invasion of real estate already under his purview, the President has shown that he has no hard feelings. Regardless of the stupidity exhibited by Texas Republicans and fueled by ignorance, POTUS is committed to making sure the people of Texas in need of relief will be taken care of.
As with Hurricane Sandy and the tornadoes that swept through Oklahoma, the President has pledged to do whatever he can, as swiftly as he can, to put people hurting from natural disaster back on their feet.
FEMA is already on the ground, and the President is ready for the expected significant requests he expects from Governor Abbott.
FEMA can be expected to help those misplaced when their homes were lost, as well as people in need of food and clean water.
Dont worry, Texans. We wont call you lazy for needing a helping hand.
Watch President Obama pledge to invade Texas with FEMA to aid flood victims-video at link~
http://www.ifyouonlynews.com/videos/obama-to-invade-texas-with-temporary-housing-clean-water-food-and-cash-video/
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Obama To Invade Texas…With Temporary Housing, Clean Water, Food And Cash (VIDEO) (Original Post)
babylonsister
May 2015
OP
Will ABBOTT have CHRISTIE's -uh- "decency" to thank the President?!1 Will Ted NUGENT?!1
UTUSN
May 2015
#4
MineralMan
(146,331 posts)1. Oh, noes! Obama is bringing FEMA camps to Texas!
Probably FEMA trailers, too.
Just in case...
moondust
(20,006 posts)2. So Texas is too weak and lazy
to do it all without the help of Big Bad Gubmit? Pathetic.
Give 'em the Sandy treatment, boys.
Stardust
(3,894 posts)3. Just once I'd like to see one of these states turn down the assistance.
Then maybe their electorate would wake up.
UTUSN
(70,742 posts)4. Will ABBOTT have CHRISTIE's -uh- "decency" to thank the President?!1 Will Ted NUGENT?!1
(Explanation: NUGENT campaigns for and bootlicks Texas wingnut office squatters.)
freshwest
(53,661 posts)5. In related news, Abbott calls for more guns to shoot at the sky to prevent flooding, like Perry. n/t
louis-t
(23,297 posts)6. All part of his diabolical plan...
Make them dependent on the gubmint, then take it all away if they refuse to be taken over.